As I venture further into the horror that is adolesence, my Mom has been talking to me about 'safe sex' and that's fine and all, but considering I can't get any human-based stds anyways, I'd rather put a stop to this before she gets the pictures out. But I'm even more terrified of what will happen over the 3 years I'll continue to depend on them...

Any advice is greatly apreciated...

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