What kind of dog should I get to have relations with? (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2014-03-13 00:55:36 by thismightbeabadthing

I live alone, and I only have one dog and two cats. My dog, who is a girl and smaller, is getting on up in age so I'm thinking it's time to get another. I'm female, and looking for what kind of male dog would best suit me. Can anyone help me out here?

Edit: This would be my first male dog ever... and first anything with a dog...

ZoroasterTheCat 12 points on 2014-03-13 02:59:03

Labs are always great dogs. Very devoted, family-oriented dogs, and will do anything to please their owners ;) They're a good size, too.

As always, the usual caveat applies. Always get a pet for the right reasons: Companionship, love and devotion. Don't do it because you want a sex toy.

ShadowOfTheBeast 2 points on 2014-03-13 03:30:16

Came here to say this, thanks for beating me to the punch ZoroasterTheCat!

ZoroasterTheCat 4 points on 2014-03-13 03:53:49

That being said, I would imagine any dog would be a good dog is long as you raise him right and treat him properly. And he is of a good size for you, of course ;)

The right dog for you is the one you feel most comfortable and attached to. Do some research on breeds and see which one most fits your situation, lifestyle, and activity level.

thismightbeabadthing 1 point on 2014-03-14 01:20:54

Thank you. I've been leaning toward a lab more than any other breed. I am looking for companionship, love and a new best friend. So that will be perfect for me. I've only ever had one dog and she's getting on up in her years, so this will be a fresh start.

ZoroasterTheCat 1 point on 2014-03-14 01:23:49

Keep us up to date on the situation!

thismightbeabadthing 1 point on 2014-03-14 12:41:04

I will. :) I didn't realize this community was so open and together with each other.

ZoroasterTheCat 1 point on 2014-03-14 14:06:17

We try! You have to be so private in daily life, you try to be supportive online, you know?

[deleted] 0 points on 2014-03-24 17:30:16

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Fiskie_Rexie 1 point on 2014-03-13 16:55:50

Huskies are awesome if you live somewhere cooler

[deleted] 3 points on 2014-04-18 14:37:13

I spent a few months in the far north, and the amount of people with intact HuskyxWhatever mixes was incredible.

AKmutts are fantastic, and more than half the time, they leave them outside all the time, so to go sneak off for a romp in the Fireweed and lupine flowers, was frankly, a dream...

Waterteck 1 point on 2014-05-14 01:05:25

That sounds amazing, Siberian husky is my favorite dog, ive never had a sexual relation with a animal aside from human, plus I think huskies are to small for me :/ (I'm a male)

duskwuff 1 point on 2014-03-13 18:01:28

One that you'd like to live with, of course. Whatever follows will come naturally (so long as you don't choose a dog that's obviously unsuitable).

[deleted] 1 point on 2014-04-12 21:21:33

German Shepherds are good.. My first time was with a Shepherd.. Such good lovers and a loyal pet at the same time.. Labs like Zoroaster said are good and pitbulls are good too.. Like Zoroaster said though dont just get a dog for sex.. They require way more then a physical relationship.. Also think about youre height and weight if your short like me medium sized dogs like a lab pit or golden retriever would be good but if youre tall and ready for a huge dog dick a Great Dane or Mastiff would be good.. But if youre not ready for a large dog cock maybe try small breeds like Cocker Spaniels or even smaller dogs like toy dogs.. Also account for your own experience and the amount of training you can and are willing to put into the dog.. I didnt have to train my shepherd it was like he knew what I wanted but I didnt train him well enough I was young so he didnt always do it when I wanted him too and would do it when I didnt want him too.. But if you put in the time and effort honestly any dog breed is good.. Even mutts.. :) Just dont forget that the dog is a living being that needs more than just sex..

[deleted] 1 point on 2014-04-18 14:34:51

Especially mutts!

Hippyhound 1 point on 2014-05-31 10:32:11

I agree with Zoroaster and Labs are friendly loveable which makes them easy to train from a young age.