How do I get my dog to lick peanut butter off me? (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2014-06-16 22:46:05 by asmius26

Well this is odd. Anyways, I'm a straight male with a pretty normal life, but out of curiosity and an unreasonably high sex drive, I just started getting my dog to lick peanut butter off my dick. The first time I could tell she was a bit hesitant but she did it for a bit, then in all of my future attempts she just wouldn't even come close. So I'm wondering if there's any way to convince her to keep going, or is it just not gonna happen? I know I shouldn't just expect her to be a sexual partner but I just wanted to get some advice.

ajgsh 10 points on 2014-06-16 23:18:59

She could not be in the mood, Females cycle, you know.

Try without that sticky stuff. Just be naked, pet her, cuddle her, tell her she is a good girl, just see what happens. Romance her a bit, my boy, let her sniff and go easy as she wants at the time.

Just putting on peanut butter sounds like a cliche to me, lol.

ZoroasterTheCat 3 points on 2014-06-17 00:47:18

pet her, cuddle her, tell her she is a good girl, just see what happens. Romance her a bit, my boy

Just taking a step back for a second, this is truly hilarious.

ThrowwwayGurl 3 points on 2014-06-17 14:46:52

Posts like this are the primary reason I subscribe to this sub.

[deleted] 3 points on 2014-06-17 10:49:58

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rabbutt 1 point on 2014-06-17 14:03:24

Bacon!

[deleted] 1 point on 2014-06-17 17:15:35

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ZoroasterTheCat 2 points on 2014-06-17 16:21:51

The most important thing to remember is dude, she just might not be that in to you. Dogs are no different than humans in that regard, they all have their preferences. If she's not, you just have to respect that and treat her like a good, loving pet owners that you are.

[deleted] 1 point on 2014-06-17 20:53:16

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