How.. (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2014-07-06 20:08:32 by [deleted]

Do I get my dog to perform oral on me? I have a female dog, and I've been wanting her to perform oral on me. I tried it last night, but she kept pulling away. Should we practice this? Or am I doing something wrong?

Tundrovyy-Volk Canidae 4 points on 2014-07-06 20:40:01

If she pulls away, it's wrong to try and get her do to it. You cannot control her, and you cannot make her do what she is not keen on doing. Some dogs simply show no inclination to licking their humans off, just as some don't like to french kiss.

Your girl doesn't want to lick dick. Accept it, and love her for who she is. Don't coerce her into doing what she doesn't want to do.

[deleted] -2 points on 2014-07-07 00:03:06

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[deleted] 1 point on 2014-07-12 06:10:35

Except that you tried multiple times last night even though she kept pulling away, you made a post asking how to make it happen rather than whether or not it should happen at all, and then after being told it was rape you asked whether or not you should try peanut butter. I'm in agreement with /u/Tundrovyy-Volk, at least for this case; using peanut butter would be manipulative and more than a little pathetic.

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 4 points on 2014-07-06 22:41:53

sorry .. probably not what you wanted to hear.. but yes. to force her into anything would be rape, just as it would be with a human.

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Tundrovyy-Volk Canidae 1 point on 2014-07-07 06:00:34

No, that's coercive and pretty fucking low, to be honest.

Edit: I know I'm in disagreement with some others on that front, though I don't feel it's much other than forcing her, and it kills any romance that the two of you could find yourself sharing otherwise.

[deleted] -2 points on 2014-07-07 15:11:16

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Tundrovyy-Volk Canidae 2 points on 2014-07-07 19:18:17

The issue with your argument is that you compare sex to training, meaning that you likely believe that dogs should be trained for sex, which I disagree with. As sexual beings, mature dogs are known to 'understand' sex, at least to the extent that they are able to have it. If a dog does not understand it, or does not want it, applying other training techniques (such as classical conditioning), while beneficial to the human party, is not 'sex' to the dog, but rather a trained ritual to gain a snack and some attention.

So, while it may be incorrect to describe it as 'wrong', it places the two parties on uneven ground, which is, at the very least, unfair.

[deleted] -2 points on 2014-07-08 14:24:22

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Tundrovyy-Volk Canidae 2 points on 2014-07-08 15:40:13

There is evidence (though it is, admittedly, a little sketchy) that has shown that dogs do rely on slightly more than instinct when they screw one another; this mostly pertains to the ways in which they read each other, I believe.

Yes, I do believe dogs are equal to humans. I don't believe that humans are superior to any other animal species, and I'd be more than happy to share my food and the places I go with dogs. I indeed consider the fact that human society does not allow dogs to partake in either to be unfair, though I don't write the rules.