Guidance please :) (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2014-11-18 07:47:01 by paladin4435
Um.. I've recently discovered(18 y/o male btw) That i may have an attraction to male dogs and I don't know um.. what to do. You see, this could be a "phase" as i havent tried it yet. But like.. the idea of it interests me because its kind of odd.. yet cool and intimate in a way.. and I don't really know how I should go about it or what to do or even if i get that far how it will turn out or what to do if something happens or a mistake is made or like.. if he gets stuck or something
Your entire post didn't contain a single question mark. Are you attempting conversation or did you just come here to tell the world you want a dog cock in your ass?
Really dude?
Yeah, really. Perhaps /u/Tundrovyy-Volk has a longer fuse then I do. Maybe that's why I don't work at the suicide hotline. When I see grammar this bad I can't help but think of anything other than Idiocracy.
Whether or not I have a longer fuse is irrelevant. Validity aside, you can make a point without being a spiteful jerk, especially to a new user.
I do believe I asked him a question, look at my post history, I am more than welcoming to new users and am a contributing member to this society.
And while we are on the topic of quoting the sidebar:
How many posts on here already contain what he was looking for? I searched ONE word on this subreddit and found five in under thirty seconds.
Sounds like he's asking about sexual acts, it should be marked NSFW.
Information flows when someone asks a question.
So once again I extend a hand to /u/paladin4435 that if you want to ask questions or have some dialogue, feel free to ask. I'd be happy to share my knowledge, because at one point we were all in his shoes.
You know, it's entirely possible for a question to be implicit even if there's no question mark. If someone says "I need guidance, I don't know how I should go about this" then you have to be pretty obtuse to refuse to read it as "how do I go about this?"
The sort of guidance you should seek really depends on what you wish to gain, as well as your circumstances. Do you have a dog? Do you want to know about safe dog sex and how to ensure both of you have a safe and pleasurable experience? Are you looking for a deeper romantic relationship, and advice on what to expect when falling in love with a dog?
If you have an intact male dog, great. If not, it's against the rules of the sub to discuss sharing for the safety of the users and their mates. If you're able, how will you find a partner, and how will you manage the time and money to love and care for them as you must?
Zoophile.net is my favourite source for guides on safe, consensual and mutually pleasurable sex with animals - I'm sure others will recommend their preferred how-to's as well. The main thing is the establishment of trust, in my opinion. It is imperative that you take the time to establish that, and the time required is individual to each dog. There is a lot of romance in learning how and where any given dog likes your attention. Wuf.
I'm assuming you're talking about the tie - basically, stretch and train. Canine sex toys are a brilliant idea - take a look at Bad Dragon, Elypse Art (though read this first), and Zeta Paws. If you wish to buy any of these, I highly recommend using a prepaid visa card and a PO box.
If you have any more questions, feel free to PM.
I wish you the best of luck in your self-discovery and hope you find what you're looking for.
~ T-V
Thank you :) This is kinda what i was getting a but couldnt come up with a way to say it xD What I meant to ask was how could i have a safe and pleasurable experience from it.
relax, don't force anything, try things out and keep what you like.
Seriously though, TV has exellent question. What do you want from a dog? Is it sex, love, friendship? In which proportions?
Friendship more than anything, love comes with that. sex as of now I'm not sure on, but like. I want a companion, and I want him to be happy with me and love being around me and love even if we "do things" together that most people think badly of or don't know about.