what animals have you tried, and how did you like the expierence? (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2014-12-02 11:28:20 by thelongestusernameee these posts are too deep for me. im starting to get all weird ag
i have personally done it with deer, horses, goats, sheep, bulls, and pigs.
Please post your answers below
Dogs, multiple breed. A large breed mix was the best experience, because her vagina was like a suction-tube and she was ready for some sex any time. I liked my two Rottweilers also but they were only willing to accept my invitation for some love making only in heat. Out of heat they just blow me off. Yes they was able to suck like a pro (not just lick).
But I would like to ask you, please tell me something about your experiences.
i have had many expierences, too many to count, so i might as well start at the begining.
When i was 14, my parents were out of town, and i was alone with my dog, alex. they were going to some dinner party and wouldnt be back till morning. Now, i have been thinking and fantisizing about zoophilia for a couple of years prior, but i never had the guts nor chance to do it for real. i wasnt thinking about it at the time though. i was watching tv in the living room when my dog started humping me. I was just about to push him away when i relized "this is my chance to finally do it!". I closed the blinds, stripped down, and went on all fours (i knew what to do becuase ive watched "videos" about it before. He quickly got on me and started dry humping, trying to find my you-know-what, so i grabbed his thing and gently led him to it. I was so nervous that i was shaking. He then started humping again. it was the best feeling ever. Eventually he started to knot. I had no idea what was happening but it was painfull to take out, so i let it stay in. He then started jizzing inside me, and pulled out. It was better than i expected!
Dogs, many. Essentially all males, aside from two separate pit females in heat and a Dane female spayed.
Horse, female, fingered and fisted. Lovely. Mmm winking... Omg
Made out with a Lab once. It was awesome. And I haven't gotten a chance to do anything more than dream.
Dogs are amazing kissers! I've also never gone further than a french kiss, but that was one of the most arousing experiences I've had.
Hmm, ive never kissed a dog before. How is it?
He was an enthusiastic licker with a long tongue. He eagerly licked the back of my mouth — tickled a little bit when his tongue went over my tonsils, and towards the end he was pushing his mouth deep enough against mine that our teeth connected. I pulled away when he started slightly grazing my lips with his teeth. It was one of the best kisses I've ever had, humans don't seem to be willing to go that deep.
I would love to try that!
But, my dog doesnt really like that
I've only made out with a dog once, a Belgian Malinois. Beautiful dog, electrifying experience.
And deer? How'd you manage that? On a farm with deer, or wild?
i own a deer farm. do not try it with wild deer! They can seiously hurt you. The deer i have a used to being around human and arnt aggressive. Wild deer are not.
Very interesting, thanks for sharing. I figured wild deer would seriously injure you.
I've always dreamed about a doe. Would love to hear more about that.
I am a girl, unfortunatly, so i dont know how it is with a doe, but it is amazing with bucks!
that's pretty incredible, and rare. there's no tutorials for that online!
I know. I used to think i was alone untill i saw this video ( http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/29856/deer_fucks_man) theres not only no tutorials, but absolutly nothing!
But, i would be more than happy to tell you how its done
I'm all ears....
well, if you ever get the chance (WARNING: DO NOT DO THIS WITH WILD DEER!! THERE IS A VERY REAL CHANCE YOULL GET HURT!) Ok, know that i got that out of the way, first, the deer would sometimes try to false mount you a couple of times to find a good position. Dont leave if he mounts for a few seconds, get off, and walk around a bit. They will usually come back. Be patient. when the deer finaly decided to start, he will grab you tightly with his front legs and try to manever his penis into your vagina or anus, depending if your a guy or a girl. they'll sometimes have trouble, and if they do, gently grab its penis and guide it to the correct opening. After this, the deer will become thrusting its penis into you. Next you just enjoy having the deer thrust into you! when the deer finally cums, its usually a large amount of varying concistancy, you can chose to pull out now, or let it finish, after which the deer will dismount and be on its merry way!
That is the basic tutoral of how its done. Feel free to ask me any questons about it!
Good to know. I don't plan on mating with a Buck, but how do you avoid getting stabbed by his antlers?
I cut the antlers after the velvet falls off. But they still can be pretty docile if your carefull around them
wow i have to find a girl like you lol
You already have!
Can I PM you?
That sounds awesome. I'm a guy who has done a little bit with dogs. I would love to try things out with deer if I had the chance, either buck or doe. Obviously wouldn't try it with wild deer though.
I'm a bit confused when you mention not to try this with a wild deer. When you said one could get hurt, do you mean like from his thrusts (wild deer would probably have faster thrusts then a farm buck that has only been collected) or just that wild animals in general tend to be more unpredictable.
A wild deer would probably kick and stab you to death
I'm a bit confused because wouldn't a wild/feral deer that let me get very close probably be less likely to kick. One time I saw a feral deer walk up to me and sniff and lick my hands and then walked away (walked not run). Another time in a different place in a different state I saw a feral deer in the same spot at the same time each week for 3 weeks, I did not touch him, but I was the one that walked away each time (the possibility of me being seen). You know way more about deer then I do or probably most people on this subreddit, but what is it to say that if I covered myself in doe piss that he might try to mount me (at a time of year after the antlers were shed). I mean I have had previously abused horses try to kick me and other people just when giving them grain in a bucket in their pasture because there were starved by their former owner. I have never been kicked.
If a deer walks up to you like that, then its probably not aggressive, but still, be carefull. Deer are alot stronger than you think
And doe urine is the most awfull shit ive ever smelled. If you can stand the smell, then go ahead, use it.
Sometimes I get looks from people in public places that can smell the smegma from my hands. While I wash my hands and put Vaseline on before cleaning a horse's sheath, I kind of like the smell (which I describe as rotten raspberries) so I'm much more lazy with cleaning my own hands once I'm finished. The only smell I can't stand is dog poop. I so regret not keeping the bean as a memento. And while my parent's know I am a zoo, they never saw my horse simply due to distance and work commitments. However I did not comment when they discovered the jar of Vaseline I was using for sheath cleaning and they said "I cleaned out your Vaseline jar it was quite dirty".
hey, if you are going to use doe urine, dont use it on clothes. The smell will never go away. and the best place to get some is stores like bass pro shops. Tell them your a hunter, and only buy it during hunting season so they dont think your a weirdo
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I think I might have unintentionally offended you. I'm sorry. If kicking is not part of the normal mating ritual for deer, then I would of course not attempt anything if I suspected he would kick. Some old vending machines do not accept dollar coins this is mainly because:
You didnt offend me
I have been lucky enough to have played around with quite a few critters over the years. The vast majority of my experience involves equines, and is mostly centered around horses (primarily mares, but also plenty of time spent with geldings and stallions). I have also enjoyed the company of donkeys, mules, and a couple zebra mares in the past. Outside of equines, I was recently introduced to cattle and have really enjoyed breeding cows. I have enjoyed the company of two full-sized cows and one miniature cow, and all of them were quite exceptional under their tails (especially if you like loose, sloppy, and VERY wet). One of the more exotic animals I have messed around with (besides the zebras) was a female llama. Really interesting creatures, and when they are in the mood to be bred they can be rather demanding about it. I have also gotten to know quite a few female doggies, and one male dog over the years (10 different breeds all together). Canines are pretty great, but I am more fond of the smell of barnyard type critters over all.
Nice, i personally live that barnyard smell to! also, what was it like with a llama?
The llama was a really interesting lover. Very similar in tightness to the Rottweiler bitch I used to see on a regular basis, but with a much more silky feel. I don't know too much about camelid behavior, but according to her owner she was in heat and pretty receptive. Once she stopped trying to assume her natural breeding posture she turned into a really pleasant ride. I would love to try a llama again.
seems nice! But unfortunally, i dont have a penis
Thats my thoughts when hearing about women's stories, "that's fucking hot but I have a pole not a (nearly as pleasing) hole"
At a fair, there was a poster on one of the llama exhibitor's stall, stating that female llamas can bred (will have sex and produce offspring) at any time after being "stimulated" by a male. Indeed wikipedia (which is not always correct) says "Female llamas do not go into estrus ("heat")." Maybe the owner recently had her with a male llama and was still ovulating/receptive? This "feature" would be handy in cold climates.
You are correct about the induced ovulation or "induced heat" in llamas. From what my buddy was telling me, simply engaging with them sexually is enough stimulation to bring them into heat. It doesn't seem to matter if the stud involved is the same species or human. Her owner plays around with her on a very regular basis, so it is no surprise that she is exhibiting receptive behavior on a regular basis. I am far more familiar with equines when it comes to this stuff, but I would love to get to know llamas better in the future.
Their fiber must feel pretty good. I think llamas are an affordable "exotic" since I know of no laws restricting ownership in places that otherwise allow horses (laws tend to be biased against carnivores, but "theoretically" nothing part domestic part wild is USDA regulated as in wolfdogs, zorses, small exotic cats crossed with domestic cats, just the state and local laws which never seemed to be enforced unless a neighbor complains).
You, sir, have an amazing sex life. I admire you.
Im a girl. And thank you!
Oh, I was replying to NBRPony. :3
Oh. Ok
Two questions.
First, how did you encounter all these animals? I'm interested in horses, but I've rarely had the chance to interact with them at all (that's what happens when you grow up in a suburb and don't accept the fact that you're a zoo until your late teens/early twenties).
Second, how did you manage to have sex with a zebra and not get kicked to death? I thought zebras were one of the few equines that flat-out refuse to be domesticated.
Always nice to run into others who have an interest in horses! They are absolutely incredible animals. If you haven’t had the chance to interact with them they are quite magical to be around. Just being out with the horses and spoiling them with scritches, and watching them be horses can be extremely therapeutic. It is unfortunate that being in suburbia makes getting access very difficult. Personally, I have never not had access to horses. I was fortunate enough to grow up around horses and had access on and off throughout my childhood. Unfortunately, I did not get to enjoy regular access to them until I was 10 or 11 but by then I already knew full and well that these creatures were sexy. I have been completely intoxicated by their beauty for as long as I can remember. I lost my virginity to a very sexy Arabian mare when I was 13, and knew from that point on that I had to have horses in my life. I have worked very hard to make this happen and have been lucky enough to both have my own horses and also work with them most of my life. While I don’t really condone fence-jumping, I am guilty of enjoying the company of certain horses I worked with back when I was a younger stallion. At one point in time I enjoyed pretty much unlimited access to both mares and stallions, and because of this I was able to enjoy some pretty crazy activities with them. I am well versed in ALL aspects of horse play. :-P
As far as the zebras go, I just happened to be at the right place at the right time. I used to work with Grevy’s zebras, and was good friends with someone who owned a 4th generation, hand-raised, Grant’s zebra. The Grevy’s zebras were all 2nd or 3rd generation captive bred, and were fairly friendly toward humans. These zebras were definitely more feral than the horses I worked with at the time, but they were easy enough to get along with. I was fortunate to be working with them during the spring months, and when a couple of the girls came into standing heat they were more than happy to participate in some extracurricular activities. Unfortunately I was only able to enjoy their company a few times due to privacy issues. The Grant’s mare on the other hoof was a regular lover of mine. I struck up a deal with her owners to help with her training in exchange for credit towards my board. I was able to get to know her VERY well over the course of a year. She was a VERY affectionate equine, and once you got past her little quirks she was just as docile as any domesticated horse. Enjoying the view of her striped butt jiggling was a very lovely sight to see, and is still a fond memory.
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Thanks for sharing. Your story is an interesting read. Since I've had so little exposure to horses (I've only been in their physical presence a few times in my life - maybe 10? - and I've never been riding), I'm still trying to figure out whether my attraction constitutes an actual sexual orientation, or whether it's some kind of idealized fantasy. Although, photos of exposed mares are always an instant turn-on for me, so that's a pretty good indicator.
I've only recently begun investigating zoophilia as a subculture (VERY cautiously - I'm keenly aware that being interested in zoophilia is not the kind of shit you want to publicly broadcast about yourself). Which other sites should I plan to visit if I want to keep learning? I'm not interested in opportunistic fence-hopping. I'd like to read stories from people who have maintained long relationships with their animals - how did they realize they were a zoo, what was their first time like and how did the opportunity arise, what are the difficulties of living their lifestyle and how do they keep it a secret, etc. My line of work will pretty much require me to live in or near a city, so that would be another difficulty for me if I seriously pursued this (it'd be a lot easier if I were into large dogs, but nope - gotta be horses).
You've probably gotten this before, but I have to ask. Are you sexually interested in humans as well, or just equines? For me, it's females of both species.
Over all I am primarily zoo-exclusive. I have never really had any kind of attraction toward my own species. That said, I don’t mind playing around with two-leggers on a rare occasions (either sex, but more interested in females). When it comes to non-human animals I was completely equine-exclusive for most of my life. I am very bisexual with equines, but with other species I am almost exclusively interested in females.
As far as communities that I would recommend, definitely take a look at KnottyMe and ZoophlesForum. Both of these sites are great resources for information and usually have a lot of good discussions on this subject. I am always down to talk with other like-minded people, so if you want to chat feel free to shoot me a PM. :-)
Cool, thanks!
What are mules like? I've read that they're generally a lot smarter and calmer than horses.
Long ears are definitely a weakness of mine. Most of the mules I have gotten to know were definitely on par with the smartest horses I have interacted with. It can take a good deal of time to bond with them and earn their trust but once you have it they are extremely loyal and very loving. They are pretty incredible both as partners and as lovers. Sexually they are pretty much identical to mares though they can be a bit more on the slutty side. When a molly is in the mood to play she will definitely let you know. I have always considered donkeys and mules to be the nymphos of the equidae family.
I've only been with a few animals, and my experiences have been on the lighter side (mostly some furitive rubbing, licking, or kissing). To date I've only been with dogs and a cat, and I must say that I found the cat's smell to be intoxicating. Whether she was in heat or not, she always smelled so nice. Although my best experience has been with an australian shepard. He was fantastic in every way and I wish that we were still together.
A half dozen mares over the last 15 years...they are beautiful animals
I had a springer spaniel who was a good kisser at a young age. She was just a good looking dog; former roommates who were druggies and liars (Never be too nice to people, they fooled me they were going to change, but that was to get them a place to stay) I tried to wank off a male dog but wasn't able to get him going. I have a lab mix which was from the former roommates, she's a good kisser and good lover... I just plan on getting another Springer Spaniel, they are great dogs.
I have only ever been with canines, but I would love to try... Well. Just about anything.