Lets get another conversation started (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2014-12-07 03:31:59 by Waterteck
So a question has been on my mind for a while now, never felt like asking it but to get more talk on the page might as well. So being a man who's a zoo I have a bizarre question, I am attracted to Siberian Huskies, nothing beats them for me and id love to own one of my own, but, according to dog to human size comparison charts I should be looking for a Grate Dane.
Has anyone else been in this situation? Or have any advice?
And just saying it again, this is just to start a conversation on here, I am in a current living condition where having a dog of my own is not an option.
I love Siberian Huskies as well and they're my favorite breed (the only one that I would rate close to them is the White Swiss Shepherd).
Sex isn't just vaginal penetration. There are other things you can do with them, like fingering and oral. The size comparison chart is more of an average rather than strict guidelines, so if you get a Husky, she might be able to take you or at least partially. Just watch her and look for any signs of discomfort, and be sure to use a sufficient amount of lube. The animal's safety is the priority.
You should get a dog for more than just sex though.
Fair enough but to address your last sentance, this was to more or less kickstart a convo on this rather slow page. Not saying the question wasn't true because it truly is a question ive had, but I cant have a dog to begin with for a long time, not to mention I might get a dog someday and she might not be "the one" for me, doesn't mean I wouldn't keep her but it would just not have the same deep connection.
If you really want a husky and have the means to provide a good, healthy environment for one (which can be tough!), then look for a husky. If a great dane would be a better choice, lean towards that breed instead. Can you clarify your question?
How to deal with wanting a partner which you love but might never be able to make love to, at least in a typical way.
There are plenty of ways to be physically intimate with a dog that doesn't involve potentially harming them via penetration!
Agreed its just preferance that I would be able to be intimate that way.
FWIW, I will have the same issue if I get a female partner, seeing as I prefer border collies over all other breeds. Although, my "dimensions" are very much ordinary.
Huskies aren't small dogs, and unless you're hung like a horse, I don't see why a little consensual stretching would be impermissible. Some zoos are very strongly against it, though I believe that, if a strong bond of trust is present and each step of the way involves her consent and without any signs of discomfort, there's nothing wrong with slow, gradual, patient work on width. Just be very careful.
Well I'm not hung like a horse but still would be concerned, slow is surly how id proceed. (If I had a dog)
Could someone provide a link to a size comparison chart similar to the one discussed here? I've never seen one.
I'll be interested too!
Here is one length chart, and here's another one.
Edit: *Bay raid
Thanks.
thats not incuding the knot right?
I think that, for a zoosexual, size is definitely an important consideration to take into account when looking at which breed to get. I'd love to get a aussie but then I know I'd be taking a risk that I'd be too big for her and for me part of the reason for getting a mate is to enjoy the sexual part of it. You could try looking for similar style breeds that are a bit larger and maybe you'll find a completely different breed that satisfies all your requirements. In your case, maybe a malmute would be an ok substitute or you could get some sort of muttsky that would be larger than usual.
That said, if you love huskies so much then maybe you would be able to make an exception of not being able to do PIV sex. good for you if this is a viable option.
Would I be able to love a dog without being able to have sex with them? of course. Would I choose that relationship over a loving and sexual one? I dont think so.
Spot on, I can go without sex, its just who wants to have a partner they love like that and not be able to have sex with them? Not that you don't understand.
Some clarifying questions:
Are you unusually well-hung (for a human)? How big are we talking?
Have you ever had intercourse with a dog before?
8x2 inches and no, ive had family pets but never my own lover which is why ive never had sex with a dog before.
2 inches = 5.1 cm
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Struggling to figure out why you only converted my width and not length ...
Because it's a bot, and it only picked up the "2 inches" part of your message, since if you're just looking at text strings, it's not explicit that the "8" is also in inches.
2 inches = 5.1 cm
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See? :P
8 inches, then?
8 inches = 20.3 cm
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Never seen that before... anyways u/duskwuff now what?
If you're not lying about it (average Europid dick is 12-13 cm long), other large breeds include Irish Wolfhound and, iirc, St Bernhard Dog.
Ya, sadly unlike human women bigger isn't always better :/ honestly id pick just to have no sex with a Siberian husky than sex with a bigger less attractive dog.