SweatySmellyHorseUngulata and Carnivora 1 point on 2015-02-06 16:55:55
Probably a poorly constructed French Bot judging by what else it posted. I thought this was a "behind the scenes" zoo tour like the ones at Australian Zoo.
duskwuff 2 points on 2015-02-06 19:04:30
An after-hours, hands-on, behind-the-scenes zoo tour?
One can dream.
SweatySmellyHorseUngulata and Carnivora 0 points on 2015-02-06 20:11:56
I get the joke, but if you want to have real experiences (sexual or not) with exotics, one has to literally start by cleaning tiger shit (and their urine with is so strong that it can erode metal bars) in their empty enclosures. I personally know some non-zoos that have handled tigers (and had non-sexual hands on experiences like grooming). Similar to becoming a horse trainer, clean stalls (with just the right amount of shaving, not to little for the comfort of the horse, and not too much because shavings/vets/grain/hay is expensive), I had lost about 20 pounds, I know some people that lost 40, then become a groom, head groom/barn manager/ and then you can be a horse trainer.
SweatySmellyHorseUngulata and Carnivora 1 point on 2015-02-06 23:15:44
Down voted again, though I wish (and I wish for a lot of things like horses and money) they would let me know why. Is it content related (meaning too much talk about exotics for obvious legal reasons, because nothing would put someone on the map, like owning/handling a Tiger, and being a Zoophile) or is it just my shitty grammar and sentences that dwarf the Great Wall of China. I'm between jobs so I have lots of free time.
actuallynotazoophileok, I lied. 1 point on 2015-02-06 18:22:19
/r/zoophilia archive
Now this is funny. I guess report for spam?
done
Probably a poorly constructed French Bot judging by what else it posted. I thought this was a "behind the scenes" zoo tour like the ones at Australian Zoo.
An after-hours, hands-on, behind-the-scenes zoo tour?
One can dream.
I get the joke, but if you want to have real experiences (sexual or not) with exotics, one has to literally start by cleaning tiger shit (and their urine with is so strong that it can erode metal bars) in their empty enclosures. I personally know some non-zoos that have handled tigers (and had non-sexual hands on experiences like grooming). Similar to becoming a horse trainer, clean stalls (with just the right amount of shaving, not to little for the comfort of the horse, and not too much because shavings/vets/grain/hay is expensive), I had lost about 20 pounds, I know some people that lost 40, then become a groom, head groom/barn manager/ and then you can be a horse trainer.
Down voted again, though I wish (and I wish for a lot of things like horses and money) they would let me know why. Is it content related (meaning too much talk about exotics for obvious legal reasons, because nothing would put someone on the map, like owning/handling a Tiger, and being a Zoophile) or is it just my shitty grammar and sentences that dwarf the Great Wall of China. I'm between jobs so I have lots of free time.
I mean, it is sort of relevant...
Explore the animal world.... heh heh heh heh...