Rick Santorum Vindicated - NYMAG interview follow along article (redstate) (redstate.com)
submitted 2015-02-10 18:31:02 by Yearningmice
zoozooz 6 points on 2015-02-10 20:30:31

is either the most epic bit of trolling in the history of the world or a sure sign we are in the End Times

if we aren’t headed for Gomorrah, you will certainly be able to see it from where we are bound.

Why even try to talk to "conservative" religious people who believe "we are in the end times"? It's hopeless.

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Well done Streiff, a hard topic to approach and you hit the mark. I tried to read the interview but became so disgusted I had to stop. I , like most everyone, have always known these types of disgusting perverts exist, but after reading much of the article I have come to the conclusion that he and his wife/fellow perverts are hands down the most disgusting POS that walk the face of the planet with the only exception being those who molest children. I seldom wish Hell on anyone, but with him and similar ilk, I hope they get there soon and suffer immensely. The hotter the better. And without getting gross, I hope he is butt raped for eternity by a well endowed talking horse who simply repeats, "You love it, right?"

That's just hateful and I don't think there's much more to see here.

PonySmoocher Equines! 3 points on 2015-02-10 22:39:36

I'd love having buttsex from a horse to eternity...

Yearningmice Equus 2 points on 2015-02-10 23:17:25

There never was much to see there, but it is there nonetheless. I'd point out that these people still have a hate on for gay ass sex so nothing I'd do or say would matter.

Kynophile Dog Lover 2 points on 2015-02-11 00:45:00

All I can say is that people have been crowing about the end being nigh for as long as they've been able to think about that. Even Jesus can be best understood as an apocalyptic prophet, preparing his followers for imminent judgment from God. Of course, the word "imminent" in God's view has an unknown meaning, so here we are, 2000 years later, complaining that everything we don't like will lead to the end of all mankind.

Pawwsies Canines! 1 point on 2015-02-12 04:34:34

It's an effective way to gather followers, because it presents an immediate potential threat. You don't want to go to hell in a week, do you?!?!

Kynophile Dog Lover 1 point on 2015-02-12 05:50:40

\*gasp\* A prophecy! Better stock up on bottled water and MREs and head into the mountains!

Pawwsies Canines! 1 point on 2015-02-12 05:56:10

You only go to the promised land if you have over 500 gallons!

But to be fair, it's a good idea to have a good stock of bottled water and non-perishable food in case of emergencies.

Kynophile Dog Lover 2 points on 2015-02-12 06:55:22

Obviously. I'm just hoping the emergencies I face are a bit more down to earth than the apocalypse.

Pawwsies Canines! 1 point on 2015-02-13 04:54:39

Asteroids can be pretty down-to-earth! :3

PonySmoocher Equines! 3 points on 2015-02-10 22:35:20

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/santorum

Noun

santorum (uncountable)

(neologism, sex, slang) A frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter as an occasional byproduct of anal sex. [from 21st c.] [quotations ▼]

Yearningmice Equus 2 points on 2015-02-10 23:15:09

Yea, that still smarts.

Pawwsies Canines! 1 point on 2015-02-12 04:37:09

No way. That's the dictionary definition of irony right there!

PonySmoocher Equines! 2 points on 2015-02-12 08:39:04

It was a campaign to establish that as a word from back then when Santorum produced an awful rant about homosexuals.

Pawwsies Canines! 1 point on 2015-02-13 04:53:55

Ok, that makes sense. Thanks for the sauce.

[deleted] 1 point on 2015-02-11 00:49:29

I honestly don't see how certain political parties that believe in marriage only as manXwoman would ever believe in manXanimal. Solution: Vote Democrat, and vote often (fake mustaches help tremendously).

Kynophile Dog Lover 1 point on 2015-02-11 04:34:02

That seems to be the best mainstream party, although at least one extreme right winger has gotten in trouble for... ahem... covering his ass!

Tip your waitress. I'll be here all week.

furvert_tail Equine, large canid 2 points on 2015-02-11 08:13:26

I wonder how common people like him are. So horny you shag anything warm sounds like an STD epidemic waiting to happen.

Before I read that link, I was reminded of the first significant conversation I had on the internet with a right-winger, which was was, ironically enough, with a right-wing horse-loving zoo. (In fairness to him, he did turn out to be correct that Bush Jr would win twice).

[deleted] 1 point on 2015-02-11 12:00:56

I know so little about politics that I can't tell if that is a real news story or a fake one.

Caristinn Kassadin 1 point on 2015-02-11 21:07:20

\>a watermelon

When will the depravity end? Will no wholesome American food be safe?

IAmAZoophile Canine 4 points on 2015-02-11 01:53:51

I love how the horse article is still getting traction :D Great job to everyone involved!