Any tips for cleaning up? (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2015-03-27 19:30:42 by WubWubSwag

I've asked some questions before, but I really need to know how to clean up a mess before I try anything. How do I clean cum out of a dog, and can I just clean a dog's cum the same way I can clean my own?

btwIAMAzoophile Dogs are cute. 2 points on 2015-03-27 20:20:21

Uhh, could you elaborate? I know my dog is happy to clean me up for me.... ;P

WubWubSwag 1 point on 2015-03-27 22:22:26

If I came inside a dog, is there any sort of technique or something that can get the semen out of them? Or will they just dispose of it when they go to the bathroom naturally? Also, if a dog came on something else, can I just use napkins and stuff to get it off?

genevo 2 points on 2015-03-27 22:40:48

I'll dig and lick it out for you if you let me have seconds ;)

WubWubSwag 2 points on 2015-03-27 22:52:01

Woah now, don't get ahead of yourself :P

genevo 2 points on 2015-03-28 00:40:19

You'll be going ahead. Dogs don't mind, why should I? :P

thelongestusernameee these posts are too deep for me. im starting to get all weird ag 2 points on 2015-03-28 00:10:36

just use napkins

WubWubSwag 1 point on 2015-03-28 00:59:11

Great, thanks!

[deleted] 1 point on 2015-03-28 01:06:38

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wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 2 points on 2015-03-28 04:39:31

the advice i've been given is definitely don't have sex with her a few days before a vet exam. yes, she will essentially piss it out over time.

WubWubSwag 1 point on 2015-03-28 16:29:02

Ha, good idea. Thanks :)

West_dogger 1 point on 2015-03-28 15:18:26

I'm not the most popular here so I can say whatever, 1 why does this seem fake 2 I really hope your not penetrating a male dog that's not right man.

WubWubSwag 2 points on 2015-03-28 15:20:31

It's not a male, don't worry :P I'm asking just in case i ever meet a female dog.

West_dogger 2 points on 2015-03-28 15:21:56

Alright in that case have fun ;)

relegatediameter 1 point on 2015-04-11 09:27:42

I say just don't cum inside unless you have a full 24hrs before somebody else sees them. Why arbitrarily choose a full day? Because after a few trips to the potty, it should all be gone. I say your biggest concern should be the fur, because her insides will absorb most of it over time. Fur tends to get clumpy, so inpsect her and make sure she doesn't have the "hair gel" effect. If she does, just wipe it off with a warm damp washcloth. Warm damp washcloths should only be used externally to clean up fur, don't ever try to dab it inside!