Zoo dreams - anyone else get these? (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2015-03-28 02:00:25 by actuallynotazoophile ok, I lied
So I've had a few of these now, I'm talking about dreams that are more than just involving animals, the kind that are a bit more explicit than usual. I'm just wondering if you guys/girls have zoo type dreams?
I used to have to go away from my pup for weeks at a time, and I would definitely get homesick and dream about him. The weren't always nsfw zoophilic in nature, but there were some times...
I've had a number, some are more awkward than erotic, and the one I had last night was both hilarious and terrifying- I got outed while ordering a pack of condoms from a zoophile pamphlet. Eventually my parents were cool with it, but decided I didn't need a pound of dogfucker condoms. XD
oh god, yeah i can see that being a relief to wake up from!
Would love to have that as a reality.
How are they different from regular condoms, anyway?
Bacon flavored?
They were female condoms (cuz putting a rubber on a dog is just silly!) and 'bitch scented'. Also I believe made of and lubed with stuff specifically made for dogs. It was strangely thorough and oddly plausible for a weird dream thing.
Ah.
many, many zoophilic dreams, both dry and wet.
Yes, but strangely only for a species I'm not attracted to. Back when I was about 13-14, I dreamed of shagging a cow in my school gym hall. As with all sex dreams, I woke up as I was going in.
Most recently, I dreamt I was walking through the woods and ran into a bear who dragged me into it turned out her den and I ended up having a great time with her.
Odd, since I'm really not into bears. Or snow. Oh well, least my dick was warm.
Cool. I'm primarily an ursophile. And I'm a woman (don't got a dick)
Bears are cool, and one of my favorite (if not exactly amazingly written) stories involves a woman taking turns with a bear and a wolf, I just prefer others. Especially if knots are involved.
Maybe .. What I'm not a zoophile !
Yes, but like most dreams, they're very strange. In real life I don't have many illusions about animals. I don't pretend they're human; instead, I take them for what they are, because I very much like what they are.
Yet in almost every zoo dream I've had, explicit or implicit, the animal could go so far as to talk. In the dream it makes sense, on account of nearly everything in dreams making sense, but when I wake up it just baffles me how convincingly delusional my mind can get.
I've probably had more than a dozen of that type of dream.
Actually, just last night I had a dream involving a fox. It was great at first, but then it took a completely fucked up turn for the worse.
A few years back I had a wet dream involving sex with a Tigress.
Actually I did have a dream about having sex with a crocodile last night. It was amazing! :D I think I been playing too much ARK: Survival Evolved and getting aroused over the Sarcosuchus species.