Lawmakers say horses aren't animals (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2015-03-29 21:42:36 by AliasTheReindeerPone Short Christmas Horse
Yearningmice 6 points on 2015-03-29 23:03:00

Ahhh, the twists they make so they can use animals as they want. It is one reason I am pretty sure i'm not wrong on my thinking about being zoosexual.

Kynophile Dog lover 2 points on 2015-03-30 01:51:56

Yep. I notice they didn't change their definition in the anti-bestiality law, which is "any nonhuman mammal, reptile, bird, or amphibian, either dead or alive." Which leaves... scorpions, maybe?

zootrashcan doggy doodle dandy 1 point on 2015-03-30 06:48:34

I wonder how this applies to leather and fur fetish gear... I mean sure, I guess a leather collar isn't exactly a cow, but tail buttplugs? I'd love to see that tested legally. "No dog penises in your butt, dead fox asses are okay."

furvert_tail Equine, large canid 1 point on 2015-03-30 17:58:01

I had to look closely at sections 69 and 70 of the UK sexual offences act 2003, but I think that in the UK dead animals don't count as either bestiality (69) or necrophilia (70).

I wonder what necrophiles think of us

Sapphire_seam Equus 3 points on 2015-03-31 05:16:57

"No right thinking person abuses animals." -Joe Sigg

a guy lobbying for a bill that will do nothing but make the already abhorrent industry even worse.

So Joe, when will you be checking into the mental asylum?