"Unconventional animals" (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2015-04-03 23:52:56 by Battlecrops dogs, cats, snakes, ungulates

Everybody loves horses and dogs, right? What about other more 'unusual' animals? I'm attracted to housecats, snakes, crocodilians and apes; and I've seen folks who are attracted to rabbits, raccoons, rats, okapi, rhinos, lizards, seals, the list goes on.

Are there any less common animals you're attracted to, romantically or sexually or both?

HeartBeatOfTheBeast Hoof and Claw 2 points on 2015-04-04 00:08:51

Zebras, would be one for me. I will be sure to get one or two once I have my own place.

ulungu dogsdogsdogsdogsdogs, and coyotes too I guess 4 points on 2015-04-04 00:29:19

Bears, lions, and coyotes are the only ones that really come to mind.

Certain types of birds too, now that I think about it. Can think of any specific names though.

All of those (except for coyotes maybe?) only sexually.

zootrashcan doggy doodle dandy 6 points on 2015-04-04 00:50:41

Coyotes are sexy lil guys! I'm also a bit partial to seagulls, they're clever assholes with great personalities, though they do slobber on you if you try hand-feeding them. XD

btwIAMAzoophile Dogs are cute. 2 points on 2015-04-04 05:45:05

Yes, I didn't even consider coyotes! Stellar creatures. I follow http://www.dailycoyote.net :3

JonasCliver Mightyenas lol 7 points on 2015-04-04 08:14:56

I mean I prefer bitches but OMFG Charlie is so pretty.

Myoki 3 points on 2015-04-04 09:11:58

Rrf, don't get me started on coyotes, I see a lot of them where I live and my thoughts aren't exactly good-girl ones.

HeartBeatOfTheBeast Hoof and Claw 1 point on 2015-04-04 11:19:12

What about CoyDogs?

zootrashcan doggy doodle dandy 1 point on 2015-04-04 23:10:32

They're also very attractive lil guys! Unfortunately most images of them are either of dead animals (or soon to be dead) or people claiming lying about their dog.

LeerWolf 3 points on 2015-04-04 01:03:34

Hi. I like you. We should be friends.

Crocodilians are my main attraction. :3

TazzFlokken Goat 3 points on 2015-04-04 01:13:02

Felines, bears, goats, deer, wild dogs, wild equines, orcas, crows, elephants, apes, monkies, and plenty more I'm forgetting hahah.

NBRPony Equiphile 3 points on 2015-04-04 02:02:45

Zebras are definitely a favorite of mine but then again I am a sucker for all things equine. Outside of the equidae family I am very much interested in farm critters such as cows, goats, sheep, and pigs. The bovine ladies being another favorite of mine. I also really like the idea of dolphins and would love to experience intimacy with one someday.

SnakeLuvr 2 points on 2015-04-04 05:25:53

Absolutely love Snakes!

Cepheus-Starhowl 3 points on 2015-04-04 05:25:58

Snakes and crocodiles/alligators. They're so fucking cute!

And I will be getting one of those in the near future. I hope we're best friends :D

SnakeLuvr 3 points on 2015-04-04 05:28:21

We should be friends!

Cepheus-Starhowl 2 points on 2015-04-04 05:38:44

Ooh, do you have a snake? Tell me more :9 Or if you don't, what would you want?

SnakeLuvr 3 points on 2015-04-04 06:04:00

I used to own a huge Burmese python that myself and my girlfriend used to invite into the bedroom. ;)

Cepheus-Starhowl 3 points on 2015-04-04 06:22:16

Aw I envy you, burmeses are so adorable. What went on in there, if I can be so bold? x3

SnakeLuvr 2 points on 2015-04-04 06:24:10

The ex girlfriend had a big passion for the python wrapping around her and tightening as we fucked. Eventually she opened up to everything from sucking on the head and tail to actually letting me insert it everywhere. 3:)

ursusem 3 points on 2015-04-04 05:38:01

All male bears!!!! Romantically and sexually

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 1 point on 2015-04-05 02:32:18

awww, but female bears are beautiful, too.....

ursusem 1 point on 2015-04-05 15:38:32

...I'm just a heterosexual woman. That's why I say that. .... I'm actually pretty jealous of female bears.... the female bears and I may have to fight lol... that's what parking lots are for!

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 1 point on 2015-04-05 21:36:26

ah, sorry, i didn't realize that. we could do a double date with a couple of grizzly bears and swap ... ;)

ursusem 1 point on 2015-04-05 21:46:44

Well.... I'm pretty much exclusively zoophile so sorry ;)

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 1 point on 2015-04-05 21:56:59

that was my point with the swapping, not so much on the dating.

ursusem 1 point on 2015-04-05 21:58:50

Lol okay!

ursusem 1 point on 2015-04-05 22:01:26

Are you exclusively zoo too?

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 1 point on 2015-04-05 22:29:48

yes.

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 1 point on 2015-04-05 22:36:38

i've always been attracted to fur and long snouts and tails and sharp teeth and ... the "hare lip" thing, and .... just everything..

ursusem 1 point on 2015-04-06 00:37:44

Hey I've also felt that fur, long snouts and teeth with fangs are sexy!! I love the long black lips that bears have that hang down!! <3 <3

Tails not so much but bears don't really have that. I think that tails are cute and I like them in a platonic way.

And I'm not entirely sure what the correct descriptive term would be for what they have is it called a snout or is it called a muzzle or what else would you say it is. Humans have comparably much shorter faces..

Anyway, it is pretty interesting though that creatures such as us (humans) would feel attracted to such non-human physical characteristics, wouldn't you say? After all it appears to be that through the act of sex a new generation of living beings will emerge. The fact that there are different and distinct species tells us that it would make sense for creatures to be attracted to their own kind but that doesn't really appear to be the case with you and I... What are your thoughts on that? ...I'd say it is quite relevant to the topic of "zoophilism."

But yes, I really do love non-human features and find them to be sexy.

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 1 point on 2015-04-06 01:36:47

yeah .. tails on other mammals, of course.

and yeah, those lips... kissing is what i fantasize about more than anything else.

muzzle .. snout .. i've always considered them kindof interchangeable. either way, short, stubby human faces are definitely not attractive.

and .. that is the biggest question. why? i don't have an answer except to say that i've kindof stopped asking it. it's definitely a worthy question, i guess i just have been asking it so long and haven't found an answer, so i guess i just figured i'll never find the answer and gave up. some thoughts, though .. well...

since it's considered so socially taboo, it's possible for people to pass on this kind of attraction anyway, just because of the social pressure to procreate.

it may have been an anomaly at some point... not sure about that. there's also the consideration that .. having people who care about other species helps us all survive. something i hadn't considered before i heard someone else suggest that.

JonasCliver Mightyenas lol 4 points on 2015-04-04 08:16:10

Hyenas are pretty awesome from a mad sexology standpoint.

HeartBeatOfTheBeast Hoof and Claw 2 points on 2015-04-04 11:42:25

I think it would be awesome to jack-off a female hyena, and then fuck her.

JonasCliver Mightyenas lol 1 point on 2015-04-04 14:12:00

I'm pretty sure she'd be upset for treating her like a male.

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 2 points on 2015-04-04 18:25:37

or a blow job, anyway... or some nice heterosexual frottage...

i regret that my penis is too thick to properly have sex with a female hyena ... but then i remember there are plenty of other species where that isn't a problem, and i feel a lot better. :)

HeartBeatOfTheBeast Hoof and Claw 1 point on 2015-04-04 21:49:14

How do you know for certain it is too thick for a hyena?

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 1 point on 2015-04-05 02:31:34

well.. i don't, i guess, without giving it a shot, but judging by the thickness of a male hyena's penis, it would seem that a human penis is probably too thick.

1gaydog ΞΆ 1 point on 2015-04-04 09:30:08

Lol, I'm boring, my zoo attraction is mainly for domestic dogs. But I think it's pretty interesting hearing about these "unconventional" animals people like.

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 1 point on 2015-04-04 20:07:02

guess i'll pipe in here. gonna do the lazy thing and copy/paste essentially (with some additions/corrections) from my comment in tazz' thread.

bears top the list, then canines, probably, then hyenas, then big cats, and varying levels of attraction to most other mammals, or at least a few members of various taxonomic families. dolphins/orcas, kangaroos, horses, deer/elk/etc., otters, wolverines, badgers, raccoons, sea lions, lemurs, some bovines...

as i said in a different comment, i'm curious about "foreign" sexuality in general (either gender). for example, i think it would be interesting to spend some time with a capybara (largest rodent species, iirc) just to get an idea of what their sexuality is like first-hand. honestly, i would love to explore any willing/interested/aroused mammal .. i guess even some larger reptiles...

i'm probably the kind of guy that gives us a bad name (for my man-whorishness), which makes me feel horrible, of course.. :/ but i can't help it, i just .. am naturally curious and drawn to just about anything outside of humanity.

elephants, giraffes, rhinos, great apes and monkeys to a lesser extent...

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 1 point on 2015-04-04 20:34:40

like this guy, here - https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/2012-impala-0.jpg .. just posted on r/animalporn (if they only knew...)

just a random animal pulled out of a hat, so to speak .. man, if he'd let me, i'd love to teach him what kissing is all about... look at that mouth... MMmmh.....

just absolutely beautiful...

coyotedrift Zoo Friendly 2 points on 2015-04-05 03:00:52

This was posted on /r/WTF today, thought maybe it would fit in here

http://i.imgur.com/cFglR4J.jpg

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 2 points on 2015-04-05 21:41:26

so_very_jealous of the girl in this picture...... i would love to kiss a raccoon...

FunFriendly 1 point on 2015-04-10 18:11:46

The most unusual thing I want to see is a woman riding an alligator cowgirl style. It has been a long fantasy of mine. I think that would break the internet too.

For my interactions, I love mares first, then donkeys, dolphins. I have only been with mares though.

Thellammergeier 1 point on 2015-04-22 05:42:33

Birds, especially predatory birds, both sexually and romantically, most wild canines but a lot only sexually ( i do have a soft spot for maned wolves though and hyenas ) snakes but mostly sexually, deer, both romantic and sexual, dolphins only romantically, some reptiles, but like snakes its mostly sexual. That's about it i guess, i mean like the uncommon ones.