Is there anybody in the tidewater region of Virginia? (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2015-04-11 14:31:52 by [deleted]
HeartBeatOfTheBeast Hoof and Claw 3 points on 2015-04-11 14:53:54

You NEED to be VERY careful when meeting someone face-to-face. You could be a cop, or the other person could be a cop.

zootrashcan doggy doodle dandy 7 points on 2015-04-11 18:37:57

Or you could BOTH be cops and that'd certainly be awkward.

TheEthicalZoo 2 points on 2015-04-11 19:10:45

The meeting place could be a cop, that would be even more awkward.

1gaydog ΞΆ 1 point on 2015-04-11 19:15:42

That's an amusing possibility.

actuallynotazoophile ok, I lied 2 points on 2015-04-11 19:31:12

In all seriousness, would this be a good thing to have as a backup excuse? People do go vigilante to try to catch zoos so you could just say you were doing your own little sting operation.

This sounds so crazy it just might work.

Yearningmice 4 points on 2015-04-11 15:31:29

There is a /r/bestiality sub which might be more appropriate if you insist on putting such a request where anyone can see it.