I am a Zoo from when i was about 12-13 years old,now i am 19,ask me anything!(self.zoophilia)
submitted 2015-05-23 19:19:29 by MysteriousWolf
actuallynotazoophileok, I lied 1 point on 2015-05-23 19:33:31
sleeping bag or king size bed?
MysteriousWolf 1 point on 2015-05-23 19:37:45
What do you mean?
actuallynotazoophileok, I lied 1 point on 2015-05-23 19:55:33
do you prefer to sleep in a sleeping bag or in a king size bed?
MysteriousWolf 1 point on 2015-05-23 19:58:55
King size bed,so that me and my bitch can fock in peace!
actuallynotazoophileok, I lied 1 point on 2015-05-23 20:00:59
what dog do you have?
MysteriousWolf 1 point on 2015-05-23 20:03:20
A large sized shepherd dog,i love her!
actuallynotazoophileok, I lied 1 point on 2015-05-23 20:04:05
whats the most impressive thing you taught her?
MysteriousWolf 1 point on 2015-05-23 20:08:00
Well we have regular sex almost all the times,missionary position,sometimes i put her on top of me,after we finish the sex she licks my dick for about 2-3 minutes then she licks herself,sometimes i lick her pussy,also when i cum inside her it's 100 times more intense that cumming in a woman!
actuallynotazoophileok, I lied 1 point on 2015-05-23 20:09:36
How has owning a dog changed your life?
AMAs usually require proof as well by the way.
MysteriousWolf 1 point on 2015-05-23 20:11:48
Well,she's the only that likes me,most of my friends are idiots,i'm ugly and girls won't talk to me,also i had sex a few times with girls and it fellt so weird,soo i try to avoid humans in my life!
actuallynotazoophileok, I lied 1 point on 2015-05-23 20:12:29
youre trolling. And I reckon youre like 14 years old.
MysteriousWolf 1 point on 2015-05-23 20:13:21
No,i am not,everybody says that,damn.....i was different since i was a kid....nobody understood me....
actuallynotazoophileok, I lied 1 point on 2015-05-23 20:18:48
zootrashcandoggy doodle dandy 2 points on 2015-05-23 21:20:39
(I'm kinda amused by the misspelling in that.)
actuallynotazoophileok, I lied 1 point on 2015-05-23 22:03:34
oh lol, yes thats pretty ironic. I bashed that out pretty quick. thats my excuse anyway :P
zootrashcandoggy doodle dandy 2 points on 2015-05-24 00:12:24
Typos somehow always happen when calling out other's grammar/spelling, it's like, a law of the universe or something. XD
coyotedriftZoo Friendly 3 points on 2015-05-23 20:49:30
After reviewing every one one of your posts, I have come to one of three conclusions
A. You are a young teenager
B. You are mentally inept
C. You are a troll
Your post structure is that of a youth or mentally handicapped. So Im leaning towards A or B. If your posts are troll posts they are very unimaginative.
You create an account and in one day go all over reddit talking about boinking your dog and that you do it because you are ugly and women dont want you. That sounds to me like you are at the very least, unhappy with your current situation and desire human contact.
So, whats the point in all of this?
MysteriousWolf 1 point on 2015-05-23 20:57:57
No,i'm not mentally inept,i have a job,i repair computers in my free time,i also root and customrom android phones,so that's what i am,and i won't change,and my love for animals will be in me till i die,but normal people don't understand cause their brains are washed by the mass-media,that's what whe were before the system and the society existed!
Applejack_AppleSpeakin' in fancy! 2 points on 2015-05-23 21:18:51
What exactly are you talking about? Media brainwashing, something about society and 'the system'… you must understand it's hard to take you seriously when you compose your messages in what reads like a strange stream-of-consciousness. If you are actually tech-saavy, you should be able to type out your thoughts in a manner understandable by anyone who reads them. I recommend proper spelling and punctuation at the least.
Furthermore, why do you believe you are ugly? I realize not everyone is attractive, or even average in appearance, but what about your physical appearance suffers? Is it bad skin, terrible scars, a deformity, asymmetrical features, or something else entirely? Or perhaps your 'ugliness' not physical and rather something about your personality?
HeartBeatOfTheBeastHoof and Claw 1 point on 2015-05-23 21:19:45
Taking a look at your username, do you find Wolves sexy?
Tundrovyy-VolkCanidae 3 points on 2015-05-23 21:28:48
I'm afraid you're going to have to supply some proof of your claims made, or your post will be removed for trolling.
And also, why do an AMA here? You're preaching to the choir, because even if everything you say is true, there's nothing hugely unique about your situation. I don't mean to cause offence but loving a dog and finding them attractive since puberty is something that most zoos do in their lifetimes.
So what do you want?
zootrashcandoggy doodle dandy 2 points on 2015-05-23 21:35:02
/r/zoophilia archive
sleeping bag or king size bed?
What do you mean?
do you prefer to sleep in a sleeping bag or in a king size bed?
King size bed,so that me and my bitch can fock in peace!
what dog do you have?
A large sized shepherd dog,i love her!
whats the most impressive thing you taught her?
Well we have regular sex almost all the times,missionary position,sometimes i put her on top of me,after we finish the sex she licks my dick for about 2-3 minutes then she licks herself,sometimes i lick her pussy,also when i cum inside her it's 100 times more intense that cumming in a woman!
How has owning a dog changed your life?
AMAs usually require proof as well by the way.
Well,she's the only that likes me,most of my friends are idiots,i'm ugly and girls won't talk to me,also i had sex a few times with girls and it fellt so weird,soo i try to avoid humans in my life!
youre trolling. And I reckon youre like 14 years old.
No,i am not,everybody says that,damn.....i was different since i was a kid....nobody understood me....
sure...
(I'm kinda amused by the misspelling in that.)
oh lol, yes thats pretty ironic. I bashed that out pretty quick. thats my excuse anyway :P
Typos somehow always happen when calling out other's grammar/spelling, it's like, a law of the universe or something. XD
After reviewing every one one of your posts, I have come to one of three conclusions
A. You are a young teenager B. You are mentally inept C. You are a troll
Your post structure is that of a youth or mentally handicapped. So Im leaning towards A or B. If your posts are troll posts they are very unimaginative.
You create an account and in one day go all over reddit talking about boinking your dog and that you do it because you are ugly and women dont want you. That sounds to me like you are at the very least, unhappy with your current situation and desire human contact.
So, whats the point in all of this?
No,i'm not mentally inept,i have a job,i repair computers in my free time,i also root and customrom android phones,so that's what i am,and i won't change,and my love for animals will be in me till i die,but normal people don't understand cause their brains are washed by the mass-media,that's what whe were before the system and the society existed!
What exactly are you talking about? Media brainwashing, something about society and 'the system'… you must understand it's hard to take you seriously when you compose your messages in what reads like a strange stream-of-consciousness. If you are actually tech-saavy, you should be able to type out your thoughts in a manner understandable by anyone who reads them. I recommend proper spelling and punctuation at the least.
Furthermore, why do you believe you are ugly? I realize not everyone is attractive, or even average in appearance, but what about your physical appearance suffers? Is it bad skin, terrible scars, a deformity, asymmetrical features, or something else entirely? Or perhaps your 'ugliness' not physical and rather something about your personality?
Taking a look at your username, do you find Wolves sexy?
I'm afraid you're going to have to supply some proof of your claims made, or your post will be removed for trolling.
And also, why do an AMA here? You're preaching to the choir, because even if everything you say is true, there's nothing hugely unique about your situation. I don't mean to cause offence but loving a dog and finding them attractive since puberty is something that most zoos do in their lifetimes.
So what do you want?
Ever tried salted hot chocolate?