Suggestive zoophilic window stickers and the like? (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2015-08-12 18:03:20 by btwIAMAzoophile Dogs are cute.
I'm gonna be getting some bumper stickers for my car and I want one to be a little suggestive, for fun. Everyone probably knows the classic "I bone my dog" sticker and I could roll with that, but I'm just curious whether anyone has seen anything else similar that gave them a giggle, be it bad phrasing or whatnot.
Just out of curiosity, thanks!
Im pretty sure I've seen a sticker somewhere that said something along the lines of "I sleep with my dog".
but seriously, that I bone my dog sticker is pretty much perfection.
Yeah, like http://www.amazon.com/I-Sleep-Dogs-Paw-Magnet/dp/B005BU6WZQ/
"We're in a stable relationship"
There's a lot of stickers that are just images of red rockets like this http://www.amazon.com/Rocket-Bicycle-Reflective-Reflector-Sticker/dp/B0030IYUD2 , and a few things like this... http://www.zazzle.com/red_rocket_classic_round_sticker-217361151808937637
that second one....
haha this is great. im tempted to buy a sheet to be honest.
I'm putting that second one on my wish list :D
Just so you know, this is a really bad idea.
I know of a guy who got busted because he wrote "just married." on his car after getting a new dog. Neighbors who knew he only lived with his dog(s) thought is was suspicious and reported it to authorities, investigations happened, he did a little time, and lost his dog(s).
What evidence did the investigation show?
From what i was told he chose his words poorly when the law came knocking on his door. Dog was surrendered and examined by vet. I guess proof of activity was evident in thet examination.
My point, however, is that little obscure (and some not obscure. "i bone my dog" i mean wtf?) hints may draw attention where there previously was none.
What state/country was this in? Seems kind of fucked that they could take his dog in without any hard evidence of wrongdoing.
Like i said, it was mainly his mouth that incremented him. Kinda the same thing as the guy who accidentally left a voice mail. This happened in the US in a state where it is a felony but im not getting any more specific than that.
This was no one i know personally but a friend of a zoo friend of mine.
Fair enough.
Thanks for the warning... I don't plan on getting anything quite outright zoophilic, just something that could be possibly interpreted that way. And it is going to be one of many many bumper stickers of various subjects. And I guess I at least have a room mate lol.
I think the most subtle (and therefore safest) while still being funny is the plain red rocket one- http://www.amazon.com/Rocket-Bicycle-Reflective-Reflector-Sticker/dp/B0030IYUD2
That would definitely get a laugh out of me. And hey, you get four of 'em! Deck everything out in red rockets.
There was a furry shirt company that had this design: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7273681/ or the less subtle: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7273693/ I wanted one of the first style, but they closed unfortunately.
this appeared last year when the fight for marriage equality started really picking up. i've thought of getting this as a bumper sticker, but honestly, i don't think i have the guts.
http://i.imgur.com/8n1ZeO2.png
This has nothing to do with guts, it´s about (lack of) brain to avoid any type of unnecessary attention which could easily result in losing your animal. Really, who needs a car sticker giving away the driver´s sexual preferences? It´s basically the same ego trip those people with a zeta tattoo are on.... As a true zoophile, you ALWAYS keep any harm away from your animal. If harm can be a result of bumper stickers and/or a blatant tattoo, then DON´T do it, for god´s sake. Even if the risks are somehow minimal, you´ll surely regret it greatly when Offisa Rob Yo´critta pays you a visit...losing your animal for a little "excitement" and "thrill" is plain dumb. Just my two cents...
damn, that is a good point...
http://www.cafepress.com/zooartwork