Is there a way to buy semen for cheap? (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2015-10-26 02:44:17 by jbear1987
I am just coming to terms with being zoo and I am extremely curious what semen of different animals might taste like, and I am not sure which I am most attracted to but could see that being a factor to help me decide.
Everything I could find online (to buy frozen semen) is extremely expensive since its about quality pedegree breeding and there's not much of a market for... well you know. I thought maybe I could find a way to buy some for "science", but no such luck. Any ideas/help?
you should just go blowing every male species you can find (starting with me) to find out what they all taste like. i like dogs best. kinda like copper.
Well I don't know how to go about finding a way to do this safely :(
we could meet at your place or you could meet me in the lot behind the corner store, jk.
Where do you live? ;P
in the dog house next door.
your right, elephants and walruses might be a bit difficult.
Imagine blowing a sperm wale.
In russia sperm whale return the favor.
I don't know where else one would get that. Perhaps there is a farm or some semen collector you can get into contact with.
What did you expect? An online portal to buy various animal cumshot shakes for a buck or two? Interesting that you are going to decide on the species by the taste of their semen...and not personality. Do you choose your human partners by the taste of their ejaculate? If yes, then it isn´t various animal semen samples you need...you definitely need professional help. Zoophilia is about LOVE for an animal and sex is only a very tiny part of it all...and most definitely not about semen flavours...
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I appreciate the random attack but you don't know anything about me. I could see myself loving lots of different animals. I am just getting a feel for my own self and coming to terms with finding animals attractive and for now am just easing into my comfort zone. Thanks for making me feel like some kind of freak though.
30-30 go easy on him, he's just curious.
LOL
Sure ill sell you some dragon semen, 500$ a gallon.
And thats extremely cheap for dragon semen.
Your best bet is to buy a Stud Stallion..... Lots and lots of semen there. Also try this bar in New Zealand: http://metro.co.uk/2011/06/28/horse-semen-sold-in-new-zealand-pub-59769/
It's an interesting point, the difference in the amount of jizz different animals produce. Stallions produce a LOT more cum than a human male does. But I've seen videos of Bull semen being collected and it's much less than humans spew.
Stallions do it with Flare.
Little pun there? LOL
Sorry, but I find the subject super weird, lol. It's because in my mind, when semen is shooting out, it's magical, because you are sharing the orgasm experience with your lover. Once the orgasm is over, semen is just goo. But have an upvote, because Reddit censorship pisses me off.
I know, and its not my end goal. I just am curious how it tastes and fantasizing about my eventual mate really turns me on and I just thought this would be a nice thing to have while in that fantasy mode