Fantasy Zoo Celebrities (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2015-10-28 19:05:39 by Kynophile Dog lover
There haven't been any really notable people who were also zoo, and even some of the rumored ones (such as Catherine the Great) was more to do with legend or embellishment than anything factual.
It does raise a fun question, though. If there were one celebrity who you would secretly hope is a closeted zoo, who would it be, and why?
My choice is Bernadette Peters. A Broadway leading lady for decades (including shows like Into the Woods, which has a little zoo content itself), she's done a lot of movies, television shows, and albums. But she's also an animal rights activist, founding the charity Broadway Barks. I'd be very happy, and very surprised, if she turned out to be zoo.
I really don't care who's a zoophile.
Same.
I first thought you meant favorite animal celebrities, in which case I would pick Balto. As for humans I would pick Jane Goodall.
Including the long-dead, I think my first two choices would be the founders of the RSPCA, and whoever it was that discovered you could get milk from a cow (what, exactly, did they think they were doing at the time?)
For the still-living, I don't know. Perhaps Stephen Fry. If I assume all politicians are men and 2.2% of men are zoos, then 32 members of the British parliament are zoosexual, but parliamentarians are not role-models to be proud of.
Miley Cyrus. A lot of people hate her new persona, but I can't get enough of her openness and her willingness to do what's weird. Starting a foundation for homeless youth ain't half bad either. Also, she loves dogs and poses with them on Instagram. She could be such a bold and uncompromising and beautiful advocate for zoophilia.
Vote positive because even I don't find her attractive, I could watch her being knotted xD
Which makes her attractive?
The Pope, mainly just because the fallout of him coming out as a zoophile would be hilarious.
Miley Cyrus is a really good shout I've still yet to be completely convinced she actually isnt a zoo...
Im going to say Clare Balding here in the UK. She's a self confessed animal lover and she has enough influence she'd be able to at least make people hear her reasoning.
amanda seyfried? there have been many cute photos of her and her dog finn, such as this one -
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013925/rs_600x600-131025143330-600.Amanda-Seyfried-puppy.jl.102513.jpg
That's adorable. Incidentally, Seyfried and Peters both presented at the 2012 Tony Awards. Coincidence? Yeah, probably...