Online Matchmaking, 'cept It's to Pair People with Dogs (well.blogs.nytimes.com)
submitted 2015-11-12 14:40:14 by stalnixrm
stalnixrm 3 points on 2015-11-12 14:40:49

I have no comment here. I'm sure /r/bestiality's bloodhounds will be on the trail shortly and I'm sure such people are a problem in their own right.

actuallynotazoophile ok, I lied 3 points on 2015-11-12 16:58:55

Hmm. I'd like to do this*, but it might be best that I dont...

*(just to clarify, I'd like to do this as a non sexual activity)

HeartBeatOfTheBeast Hoof and Claw 3 points on 2015-11-12 19:43:52

I wonder if they have any big beefy malamutes...

actuallynotazoophile ok, I lied 2 points on 2015-11-12 20:32:11

oh god, dont tempt me.

Susitar Canidae 2 points on 2015-11-12 17:34:54

Sounds like a good idea for when you people need dogsitters. Now let's just hope nobody screws this up.

ZooIam 1 point on 2015-11-13 02:24:41

What do you mean by 'you people'?!

Susitar Canidae 2 points on 2015-11-13 10:58:05

Oh, sorry, typo. :) The 'you' shouldn't be there at all, sorry!

ZooIam 1 point on 2015-11-13 15:54:53

;)

ZooIam 5 points on 2015-11-13 02:27:28

For anyone who's thinking it, don't. It's a bad idea and highly unethical.

But I can't blame ya'll for letting the imagination wander....

zootrashcan doggy doodle dandy 2 points on 2015-11-13 06:19:03

I probably would have enjoyed the service when my life was dogless. It'd maybe be a good start for someone who isn't 100% certain they want a dog yet enough to commit to adoption or fostering. Of course, I'd be way too paranoid to ever lend a dog to participate. I'm not a very trusting person. XD

Of course, as for any zoo application, I assume "Care for all dogs in a responsible & respectful way" means not fucking them without permission. Maybe zoo/zoo-friendly owners can figure out a code-phrase, but otherwise, plz don't.

30-30 amator equae 2 points on 2015-11-13 08:24:19

I am shocked how many people even consider this already highly unethical "rent-a-dog" BS as some sort of getting laid cheap and easy...without any duties and obligations. Don´t know how this would be different from animal prostitution. Pay, fuck, then return the "object" of desire.The next day, same procedure with a different woof-hooker...:(

I can´t imagine how bad the press will react when some retard is actually doing what many of you are joking about (You bet that some of our "dearest beasty friends" already are considering it). One incident and shit hits the fan...again.

Rannoch2002 Deer Zoo 1 point on 2015-11-14 11:28:23

People are simply stating the reality of why this is a bad idea.

I don't think anyone here is seriously considering it, or should be. If they are, they are morons.