I just don't know anymore (Family Guy) (youtube.com)
submitted 2015-11-26 07:06:12 by electricfoxx
Kynophile Dog lover 1 point on 2015-11-26 15:33:17

Pheasants don't have boobs. That's what's wrong.

More seriously, if pheasants could understand what we wanted and had the ability and desire to seduce humans into giving them money, there'd be nothing wrong there. But I can't read a bird's face like I can a mammal's, so I don't know if I would be able to tell anyway.

electricfoxx 1 point on 2015-11-26 18:10:03

It was also noted that that was a male pheasant. Anyway, I don't know if Seth has run out of ideas, needs to be outrageous, or that this joke actually has a point.

darkknight01 1 point on 2015-11-26 19:52:00

It's a cartoon....

Kynophile Dog lover 1 point on 2015-11-27 03:16:58

They had an episode where Stewie got pregnant with Brian's baby. I'm pretty sure they are incapable of having a serious point, or at least putting it in a way that anyone will listen to.

zootrashcan doggy doodle dandy 1 point on 2015-11-27 02:52:31

Well that was weird.

actuallynotazoophile ok, I lied 1 point on 2015-11-27 11:31:34

/r/shittyfantheories time. Family guy is used as a front to push zoosexuality onto impressionable teenagers so they can feed it into the general population gradually. Its seen as a risque joke at the moment but over time people will become desensitised to it. Also the kids viewing it now will grow up with that as the norm so when a future tv series has a zoophile love interest they wont think too much of it.

but seriously I think its just them using it as a cheap laugh. so funny amirite guys.

zoozooz 1 point on 2015-11-27 14:20:12

That's basically what some of the more insane ultra conservatives / fundies believe: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=satanic+media+bestiality

actuallynotazoophile ok, I lied 1 point on 2015-11-27 14:51:16

wow. I feel sorry for them.

zoozooz 2 points on 2015-11-27 20:09:48

I do too... at least a little bit. I didn't mean "insane" derogatory, I really mean they are not completely sane.

Pigeondance Birdies yay 1 point on 2015-11-30 22:15:50

Umm.. Male pheasant for one thing lol. Also, to Kynophile: reading birds body language is similar to any other animal. Just have to spend a lot of time watching and interacting with them. After many years of keeping birds I can read them nearly as easily as I can my own species(: source: seasoned bird zoo here

Cuba5555 1 point on 2015-12-01 02:33:14

That's really cool could you give some examples of what body language they use and what they could mean I'm pretty interested.

Pigeondance 1 point on 2015-12-02 21:52:10

Started typing a reply but I realize this question warrants a more long winded response. I will get back here and post it soon(:

Cuba5555 1 point on 2015-12-02 22:11:16

Hey awesome I'm looking forward to it. Really interested because I'm also into birds so it'll be great to learn some stuff.

Pigeondance Birdies yay 2 points on 2015-11-30 22:15:50

Umm.. Male pheasant for one thing lol. Also, to Kynophile: reading birds body language is similar to any other animal. Just have to spend a lot of time watching and interacting with them. After many years of keeping birds I can read them nearly as easily as I can my own species(: source: seasoned bird zoo here