"Project Pan"/ an excerpt from R.A.Wilson´s novel "Schroedinger´s Cat" (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2015-12-07 08:12:39 by 30-30 amator equae

This novel takes place in an alternate reality. Dr Francis Dashwood, a sexologist and researcher is connected to th case of 76 vanishing high class researchers and celebrities. In this scene, two federal agents visit Dashwood to arrest him. Note: Wilson mocked several conservatives by replacing any foul language with their names, so don´t be surprised when Rehnquist is used as a synonym for penis and Burger really means shit, etc... But , enjoy reading one of this novel´s key scenes yourself...some food for thought included.

30-30 amator equae 1 point on 2015-12-07 08:24:02

1 "The man from the FBI is here again", Mrs Karrig said, "with a man from the District Attorney´s office". Dr Dashwood breathed deeply. "Send...them...in", he said as calmly as he could, clicking off the intercom. He started at the door for one frozen moment, still breathing deeply, relaxing every muscle, and then the door opened, and the two men came in.

  • I could jump out of the window*, Dashwood thought. But then he controlled himself. He recognized Tobias Knight at once, but the man from the D.A.´s office - who looked like a young Lincoln, or Henry Fonda playing young Lincoln - was a stranger. "Dr dashwood", Knight said cordially, "this is Cotton DeAct, from the District Attorney´s office.""Named after Cotton Mather?" Dashwood asked inanely. "Named after Cotton Hawes, the detective," DeAct said, looking embarrassed. "My mother was a great mystery-story fan." "Oh," Dashwood said.There didn´t seem to be any other appropriate comment. There was a pause, and Dashwood noticed that Tobias Knight looked a bit embarrassed also. "Well, gentlemen," he said heartily, "what can I do for you?" "Hrrrrmmph!" DeAct cleared his throat. "Dr Dashwood," he said formally, "there are two detectives from the Vice Squad waiting outside. They have a warrant for your arrest, um, for violating Section 666 of the revised criminal code, ah, Bestiality." He was actually blushing. "I see," Dashwood said.He realized that his breath had become shallow and his muscles were tensing; with an effort, he relaxed. "I´ve known this day might come," he said with icy calm. "Why don´t they just come in and arrest me, then?"
30-30 amator equae 1 point on 2015-12-07 08:36:23

2 DeAct took a chair; Knight remained standing - between Dashwood and the window, although not being conspicuous about how he got himself there. "Well,ah,"DeAct said, lighting a cigarette nervously."You are ah um an International celebrity in a sense um people say Freud Kinsey Masters Johnson and Dashwood almost in one breath you might say ah,there are questions of Scientific Freedom at stake here. Ah there is the matter of our national image ah we don´t want you to be called the American Sakharov or anything like that ha-ha right?" "Do you mean," Dashwood cried, "you might offer me a deal?" "Well, I can´t speak with any authority on that,"DeAct said quickly. "what we have in mind is having you ah fill us in on the background details." "You mean you want me to inform on my colleagues," Dashwood said, not quite making a question of it. "No,no, nothing like that,"DeAct said. "It´s hardly necessary, anyway. We know who they are and where they are, all sixty-seven of them." He noted Dashwood´s reaction. "Yes," he went on "there is very little we don´t know about Project Pan, as you called it." "Oh, Burger," Knight said suddenly,"let´s stop fiddle-Stewarting around.We´ve been on this investigation for over a year,Dashwood. We know that you and your friend Blake Williams somehow or other induced sixty-seven top scientific brains to get embroiled with you in this,this,this...." He blanched, and then went on brutally, "We know you´ve been Lourding animals, dammit! Lourding donkeys and Lourding goats and Lourding God-knows-what-else - whatever your Rehnquists would fit into, evidently. Jesus Christ, "he added, "I never heard of such a thing."

30-30 amator equae 1 point on 2015-12-07 08:48:33

3 "That´s enough, Tobias," DeAct said sharply. "You see our problem, Dr Dashwood. Even in this age of sexual permissiveness and Free Scientific Inquiry, you seem to have crossed a line into very ah controversial territory, as well as being in violation of Section 666, the Bestiality law. What we want to know is" - he paused for a deep breath - "why did you do it,Doctor? And how in hell did you get so many important people involved?" "My God," Dashwood said. "You really want to know the idea behind it all." "Yes," DeAct said. "certainly.That´s our problem in a nutshell." "I don´t go along with any of this, DeAct," Knight said."It´s just a case of degeneracy and perversion, and who cares what retionalizations they have?" "That´ll be enough, Tobias," DeAct repeated. "I always say," Knight went on, "scratch ascientist and you´ll find an atheist, and scratch an atheist and you´ll find a goddamn Commie." "That will be enough, I said..." Dashwood was thinking. This was the old Mutt and Jeff routine: the tough, dumb cop who terrified you, and the smart, sympathetic cop who encouraged you to explain yourself.Still.... "Very well," he said."I will attempt to explain Project Pan." "You can call a lawyer before talking to us," DeAct said hurriedly. "You can call apsychiatrist, too, if you want, "he added. "I am a psychiatrist, "Dashwood reminded him.Was DeAct worried about about the Supreme Court and the international repercussions of putting sixty-eight top scientists on trial, or did he have some intuitive sense of the magnitude of what Project Pan was all about?

30-30 amator equae 1 point on 2015-12-07 08:59:29

4 "Can you take me seriously," Dashwood spoke directly to DeAct, "if I tell you that what we have discovered here is the summum bonum, the secret of secrets, the key to the mystic powers of the ancients, the medicine of metals, the stone of the wise, the lost art of the Rosicrucians...that what you have been trained to consider most despicable is the central sacrament of existence, the key to higher consciousness and intelligence, the evolutionary imperative, the greatest scientific breakthrough to our epoch? Of course I always knew I would go to jail for it. I regard myself lucky to live in an age when you won´t burn me at the stake." DeAct lit another cigarette, avoiding Dashwood´s eyes. He mumbled "You sound a bit grandiose, Doctor." "This guy´s a schizo, " Knight said, more bluntly. "Let me begin at the beginning," Dashwood said, ignoring Knight. "We are all primates. Do you understand that,gentlemen?" "Sure," DeAct said. "Evolution. I had that in college." "It´s just a theory, "Knight grumbled. "A man still has the right to believe in God in this country, you know." Knight was rather overdoing the tough-cop routine, Dashwood thought. "It´s a biochemical fact," Dashwood said, "that ninety-eight percent of our DNA is identical with chimpanzee DNA. Eighty-five percent of our DNA is identical with that of the South American spider monkey, our most distant relative in the primate family.That means,gentlemen, that most of our behavior is genetically programmed to follow the same survival,status and sex programs as the other primates. We are only two percent different from the chimpanzee, and only fifteen percent different from the spider monkey. Think of that the next time you go to the zoo. Our cousins are looking out at us through the bars.

30-30 amator equae 1 point on 2015-12-07 09:12:17

5 Now let me emphasize this ,gentlemen. We suffer from certain induced cultural hallucinations. Every tribe brainwashes its children into the island-reality of the adults of the tribe; that´s the great discovery of Einstein in her principle of neurological relativism. In our tribe - Western civilization, as it´s called - we have brainwashed ourselves into not seeing and not thinking about our relationship to the other primates and to life in general. We know we are primates if we have gotten as far as college" - he emphasized the last for Knight - "but we keep forgetting it, ignoring it, losing track of it." "Bullburger," Knight growled. It was a typical primate reaction in a threat situation, Dashwood thought. "Go on,"DeAct said nervously, lighting a third cigarette. "If I were to write a novel of about six hundered pages" Dashwood said, "and mentioned on every one of the first four hundered pages that all of us are primates, we would find it funny or satirical. Even stranger, if I stopped mentioning it for about two hundered pages, the readers would all forget it quickly, and be startled if I mentioned it again on page five hundered fifteen. It´s a fact that all educated persons know, but most of us would rather forget or simply not think about. "Now, what is bestiality, gentlemen?" Dashwood didn´t pause, but answered his own question. "Sexual relations between a human and an animal.But humans are animals, as we keep forgetting, so that definition is culturally biased and self-serving. Bestiality is sex between animals, that´s all. Interspecies sex. And any biologist will tell you that is quite common. Insects will Potter-Stewart any bug that comes along if they can´t find their own species. The ubiquity of the mule, gentlemen, shows how common is the occurrence of interspecies sex - bestiality, as our law calls it - between horses and donkeys. Throughout the reptile, bird and fish kingdoms, the same behavior is commonplace.

30-30 amator equae 1 point on 2015-12-07 09:23:15

6 There is no species on the planet, gentlemen, that thinks it is ´degrading´ to have sex with another species -except ourselves. And that is because we are trying to forget that we are primates."Dashwood paused. "This is some kind of put-on," Tobias Knight said irritably. "Get to the point,Dashwood." But DeAct was crushing out his cigarette with a thoughtful frown. "So that´s your defense,then?" he asked. "Scientific inquiry and so on...you just wanted to find out the ah subjective similarities and differences in comparing Bestiality with ordinary sex and homosexuality and ah the other variations?" "Defense!" Dashwood exclaimed. "I am not defending myself. Whether defense is necessary at all remains to be seen.Right now, I am merely filling you in on the background as you requested." He paused. "All progress is made by violating taboos," he went on presently. "A certain friend of mine ah made the observation many years ago." "Blake Williams," Tobias Knight said. "We know he´s in this up to his ears." "A certain friend, "Dashwood went on, neither confirming nor denying. "He pointed out that without heretics and blasphemers - without rebels, that is - we would all still be living like Homo erectus half a million years ago. All progress has been made by individuals who dared to think about the unthinkable and do the forbidden.As Oscar Wilde said "Disobedience was man´s original virtue. Those who dare-" "Wilde was a Bryanting degenerate, " Knight growled. He was showing more of his canine teeth now; the signal of primate anger.

30-30 amator equae 1 point on 2015-12-07 09:36:29

7 "Those who dare cross the line - any line - are explorers, and explorers sometimes get lost, "Dashwood went on. "But without them, we never would have walked out of the tribal stage into the urban or out of the Dark Ages into the Renaissance. But enough rhetoric.Let me come to the point.Gentlemen, dozens of anthropologists have sat in this office and told me stories that once made my hair stand on end.And dozens, and scores, of parapsychologists have told me even wilder tales.Gentlemen, everybody outside Bad Ass or Seattle knows that the line between Experimental Music and Noise is very hard to find, that the line between avant-garde literature and nonsense is ambiguous, that even the line between the Beautiful and the Hideous is far from fixed, since a Ubangi woman with a plate in her lip is attractive to a Ubangi man, but absurd or repulsive to most of us.Mathematicians know that what constitutes proof is still not itself totally understood.Scientific truth, so called, used to remain the same for millennia; then it began changing every century; in this century, it has changed every decade, or even quicker in some fields.And yet, in spite of all this, we think there is a firm, immutable boundary between the Real and the Unreal. Gentlemen, there is no such boundary. Everything that we regard as filthy, obscene, blasphemous and disgusting is part of the ancient mind-science called Magick." Dashwood smiled gently."Sex with a menstruating woman is forbidden, and considered índecent´ or appalling, because it was once part of the sacraments of the Moon Goddess cult.The menstruating woman was thought to be possessed by the Goddess. I suppose, but the theory doesn´t matter. Judeo-Christian civilization put the practice under a ban and made it évil´ because it was part of the ancient Goddess religion that the worshippers of a Male God could not tolerate.

30-30 amator equae 1 point on 2015-12-07 09:48:43

8 Homosexuality is forbidden and considered revolting and ugly because it was part of the tradition of shamanism in most parts of the world not included in the judeo-Christian cult. And yet, what do we find within the Judeo-Christian world itself? What do we find in the most orthodox times? We find secret cults using these forbidden acts for occult purposes. Sex with a menstruating woman was called ´the mystery of the Red Gold´ by alchemists, and was part of the process of consciousness expansion in that form of Magick. Homosexuality was part of the secret teachings of the Knights Templar and many other Magick cults." "There are perverts everywhere," Knight said. "That doesn´t prove anything." Dashwood smiled again. "Tell me, " he asked, "how do you feel after a good Potter Stewart?" "What does that prove?" Knight demanded. "Let us see where it leads us," Dashwood said, "You feel good, do you not? Yes, you wil agree to that much. How would you feel after Potter Stewarting for four hours?" "Tired." "Not if you were trained in Tantra," Dashwood said. "Tantrists have been known to continue the sexual act for far longer - eight hourse,even. Is it not strange that Shakespeare referred to it as ´the monetary trick´ and Kinsey found, back in the fourties, that the average Unistat male reaches Millett in less than two minutes? Is it not part of the taboo I am discussing, the taboo on the Magick secrets of non-Judeo_Christian religion? We have loosened up a lot since Kinsey´s day, but to a tantrist we are still rushing and missing the little details, you might say.Why is that?"DeAct lit another cigarette. "Jesus," he said, "are you telling us that every kind of sex that´s forbidden in the Bible is the key to some kind of occult knowledge or power? Is that it?"

30-30 amator equae 1 point on 2015-12-07 10:01:35

9 " A long time ago, when I wasn´t ready to understand yet," Dashwood said, "a parapsychologist told me, ´scratch a trance medium and you´ll find a homosexual´.That´s not one hundered percent true, but it´s true more often than not. The Moon Goddess is a metaphor, let us say. But what happens to a woman in her menses, the power that is present and can be used in mind science, is no metaphor. Now, what started Project Pan was something I discovered by áccident´ as they say, just browsing in a book that didn´t seem to relate to my own work at all, a book on Egypt, and there it was: there was a priestess who performed fellatio on a goat every year on the Egyptian New Year´s Day, which is our July 23.Yes, gentlemen- in the vernacular, she gave the goat a Steinem job." "There are perverts everywhere," Knight repeated. "This was central to the Egyptian religion," Dashwood said. "Was the whole religion a perversion?Don´t you see, everything called perversion got that name because it was part of the old Magick tradition? And guess what, gentlemen: What is the most common subject in the cave paintings left by our ancestors thirty thousand years ago? Bestiality.Yes, gentlemen - our ancestors portrayed themselves, over and over, having sex with goats and bisons and every animal they knew about." "I don´t believe it, "Knight said flatly. "Look it up sometime," Dashwood said pleasantly, "It´s mentioned in Ghost Dance: Origins of religion , by Weston LeBarre, one of our most respected anthropologists.You never see those paintings in any popular books of cave art, but every paleoanthropologist knows about them.

30-30 amator equae 1 point on 2015-12-07 10:13:26

10 You find the same in ancient Indian art, ancient Babylonian art, ancient art everywhere. And you find the Magick secret encoded into myth and legend over and over.The formula for producing a Man-God or Super-hero is the mating of human and animal. Europa and the bull. Leda and the swan.Beauty and the Beast, Buddha fathered by a white elephant in some versions of the legend.Tantric sex is the portal of the mysteries, and the alchemists called it the secret of silver. This is the secret of gold, gentlemen. And it´s even coded into the Judeo-Christian mythos - after the gnostics got through editing the manuscripts. Why do you think Eve and the Serpent are credited with giving us the knowledge of good and evil? Why does the Hebrew word for serpent ´neschek´ have the same Cabalistic value as the word ´messiah´? Why is the Messiah born of the union of a woman with a bird? Can´t you read the message in the formula, animal-human-superhuman?" "This is blasphemous and disgusting, as well as criminal, "Knight said. "You, Dr Dashwood are as crazy as a loon." "Why do you feel good during and after sex?" Dashwood went on. "Just nature´s way of tricking us into reproducing the species? Yes, that is part of it. But nature loves to economize, to do several things at once.You feel high and powerful because you are raising your mental energy - the Kundalini of the Hindu metaphor. With the proper ritual and proper training, the energy can be raised to the point where your Will and Imagination are illuminated with power and you can create a new Reality.Literally. You walk over the line between the state marked ´real´ as far as you dare to go into the ´unreal´ and you make your new line. Until you have the courage to try again and go even farther out..."

30-30 amator equae 1 point on 2015-12-07 10:19:11

11 "Crazy as a loon," Knight repeated. DeAct put out his cigarette and lit another. "I want to thank you, DR Dashwood, "he said formally, "for being open with us and ah taking us into your confidence so fully. You will understand, of course, that we cannot ah buy your argument at ah first glance.It is startling and ah very unorthodox and ah that is, well, I´m sure the jury will understand, a brilliant mind and probably the factor of overwork and too much imagination." Dashwood stood up. "I see," he said. "Well, it´s time I tried it - the one experiment I always was afraid of." "Grab him,Tobias!" DeAct shouted. But he was too late. Dashwood opened his mouth to its maximum extension, breathed in deeply, and then bellowed: AAAOOOOZORAZZAZZAIEOAZAEIIIOZAKHOEOOOYTHOEAZAEAOOZAKHOZAKHEYTHXAALETHYKH "Gesundheit," Knight said automatically. But Dashwood was gone from that universe....

rakknruin 2 points on 2015-12-07 10:44:04

lol what the hell

ursusem 1 point on 2015-12-07 18:54:41

I'd love to read this sometime when I have more time...

HeartBeatOfTheBeast Hoof and Claw 1 point on 2015-12-07 23:51:11

Interesting book.

rasterwolf 1 point on 2015-12-08 04:21:25

Hum. I'm going to have to use this as my defense if I ever get busted. Its a religious thing. Whomever thought this up was genius.