Michigan, Senate Bill 219 and 220 (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2016-02-06 00:56:51 by zoozooz

http://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw/index.ssf/2016/02/bills_aimed_at_stopping_abuser.html

Jones' Senate Bill 219 would require Michigan's courts to order those convicted of certain crimes against animals, as part of their sentence, to neither own nor possess an animal for at least five years. For minor offenses, the five-year ban would only be mandatory on the second offense.

"Minor offenses" like "• Physical abuse of an animal". But not "bestiality". Obviously that's not a "minor offense".

The bill actually says

A person who commits the abominable and detestable crime against nature either with mankind or with any animal is guilty of a felony, punishable by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than 15 years

/r/lgbt noticed that too: https://np.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/44by8o/michigans_proposed_pet_adoption_bill_contains/

Apparently some people didn't know that it's an old law that only got it's wording updated and that it is unenforcable because of the Lawrence v. Texas supreme court decision. Well, I'm still banned from /r/lgbt, so whatever.

Still, one has to wonder why they update the wording instead of simply removing it. Alone the wording "the abominable and detestable crime against nature" should be regarded as a total anachronism in modern laws...

Apparently people are also under the misconception that this part is about stopping animal abuse. No, it isn't. It's not a law for crimes against animals. It's a law for crimes against nature. They were concerned about what people do sexually, not about any harm that may or may not come to anyone. These can be totally victimless crimes. It's literally in the same sentence that bans "crimes against nature" committed by consenting humans. Reading a bit about it, this seems actually to mean anal sex and depending on the jurisdiction oral sex too. What it means in regards to animals is everyone's guess - apparently it means all sexual contact, but since the whole concept is made up intentionally vague to mean whatever they want it to mean, meh.

Tl;dr: No use spending much time getting angry about it. It's an archaic paragraph in the law that should be removed altogether, as usual some people would disagree about removing the second part.

zetacola Loba 3 points on 2016-02-06 01:28:26

Crimes against jeebus

electricfoxx 2 points on 2016-02-09 01:56:33

This is the only reason laws like this exist.

I'm at a point that I doubt they even care about the welfare of animals.

electricfoxx 3 points on 2016-02-06 02:03:04

The funniest thing about Michigan:

Michigan’s "sodomy" statute is actually known as the "Abominable and Detestable Crime Against Nature" statute passed in 1893. The language is nearly identical to Paragraph 175 used in Nazi Germany to persecute nearly 20,000 homosexuals.

http://www.glapn.org/sodomylaws/usa/michigan/michigan.htm

Yeah, the law needs to get scrapped. You can still have a general anti-animal abuse law though.

Rannoch2002 Deer Zoo 1 point on 2016-02-09 00:42:59

This law is actually being critisized now for being in conflict with the former supreme court ruling federally legalizing anal sex. It's a good grounds to get it removed, and actually that same court case is a good foundation to get ALL bestiality laws overturned, if we could ever get it heard. I for one hope this conflict does make it to the supreme court, because it'd likely result in our arguments finally getting heard.

electricfoxx 2 points on 2016-02-09 01:37:52

I thought it was already deemed unconstitutional due to Lawrence V Texas (2003).

I think it would be best if the law were very detailed. I think animal abuse should be prosecuted, but it would be problematic to have a law that just says, "animal abuse is illegal". Many would claim animal/human sexual relations as animal abuse. How about eating meat? Is that animal abuse? I think pouring boiling water on a cat is abuse, but the law should be worded in a good way to prioritize serious cases.

One issue that keeps a straight-up "no human/animal sexual contact" from being added is animal husbandry (mating animals for farm use). This was mentioned in the discussion of Florida's "anti-bestiality" law.

Rannoch2002 Deer Zoo 1 point on 2016-02-09 01:43:11

That's the ruling I was referring to. This law (and any modifications like this that draw from it) are unenforcable as they are in direct conflict with Lawrence V Texas. As such, this is a great opportunity to point out how Lawrence V Texas pretty much makes all blanket bestiality laws unconstitutional if you analyze the ruling.

Cake-and_Beer 2 points on 2016-02-06 02:59:27

create a system aimed at preventing past animal abusers from adopting from any animal shelter in the state.

Why wan't this already a thing? I wonder how many other states allow past (physically) abusive people to adopt.

Rannoch2002 Deer Zoo 1 point on 2016-02-09 01:44:54

Only if a judge orders it and there are very few systems in place to actually do an "abuser lookup"

30-30 amator equae 1 point on 2016-02-06 05:15:56

You´re banned from the lgbt sub? Quite ironic, isn´t it?

[deleted] 2 points on 2016-02-07 06:34:00

Well...a lot of those people are quite trigger happy if they don't like you and it doesn't take a whole lot to get banned from either one of these subreddits or other groups on the internet. You tell'em something they don't want to hear and they make sure that you leave and never return (safe spaces... shudder).

But I get what you mean and kinda have to agree...

zoozooz 1 point on 2016-02-07 09:24:31

They have strict subreddit rules and moderators (Apparently they didn't like me mentioning "LGBTZ"). /r/ainbow is more open to not banning people, but they also get fewer threads, probably because lgbt is the more obvious subreddit to find first.

actuallynotazoophile ok, I lied 1 point on 2016-02-06 07:36:48

only applicable if you get caught. top tip, dont show pics to your then gf (unless she's the dog :P ).

ZooMasil 1 point on 2016-02-06 10:44:50

I wonder if these laws and ones similar to it have ever stopped a Zoophile from doing the do.

furvert_tail Equine, large canid 1 point on 2016-02-06 11:38:47

Yes. Me. (Similar laws, not this specific one).

Irony is, the law that stopped me was the British law, but I have been in Germany when it was still legal there.

zoozooz 2 points on 2016-02-07 19:02:52

http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/johnwright/michigan_senate_passes_bill_saying_sodomy_is_a_felony

As I said:

Some states' sodomy laws specifically target gay relations, but Michigan's is among those that make oral and anal sex crimes illegal regardless of whether they're same-sex or different-sex. Michigan is also one of several states with a sodomy ban that's intertwined with a prohibition on bestiality – effectively equating the two. The law makes it a felony for anyone to commit "the abominable and detestable crime against nature with mankind or with any animal." If the person is already a sex offender, violations are punishable by life in prison.

It's not a law to protect animals, it's a law to forbid certain sex acts regardless of context or harm.

As to my question why they didn't remove it:

This might seem like a great opportunity to finally remove the unconstitutional sodomy ban from the books, by simply striking the words "either with mankind or" from SB 219. However, Sen. Jones told The New Civil Rights Movement that such an amendment would jeopardize the whole bill.

"The minute I cross that line and I start talking about the other stuff, I won’t even get another hearing. It’ll be done," Jones (photo, above) said. "Nobody wants to touch it. I would rather not even bring up the topic, because I know what would happen. You’d get both sides screaming and you end up with a big fight that’s not needed because it’s unconstitutional."

Jones added that he believes the only way to repeal the sodomy ban would be a bill striking all unconstitutional laws from the state's books.

"But if you focus on it, people just go ballistic," he said. "If we could put a bill in that said anything that’s unconstitutional be removed from the legal books of Michigan, that’s probably something I could vote for, but am I going to mess up this dog bill that everybody wants? No."

Wut?

Rannoch2002 Deer Zoo 1 point on 2016-02-09 00:44:42

Michigan sounds completely wacked. It sounds like they consider being in conflict with past supreme court rulings a NORMAL AND ACCEPTABLE thing.