How to encourage female dog (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2016-02-18 01:44:34 by [deleted]

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ursusem 2 points on 2016-02-18 06:11:02

I have no idea. Maybe she doesn't want to hump you. Do you position yourself at such a height level that would allow her to do the humping?

30-30 amator equae 1 point on 2016-02-18 16:10:45

Why should anyone want a female (!) to hump him/her? Am I just blind to some very obscure way of having intercourse with a dog or do they sell strap-ons for dogs now?

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 1 point on 2016-02-19 04:13:19

sorry to see you got scared off. if you're still checking this under anon or a different name, i would have responded, but .. well, i just don't know. i just felt compelled to respond with something neutral or better in the hopes that you don't spin into a self-hate spiral. there's nothing wrong with having an unusual desire as long as nobody's being coerced or hurt. i find it incredibly hot to see female dogs humping. i see nothing wrong with wanting them to hump you. unfortunately, as i said, i don't know how you could encourage her to hump you. it may be one of those things that's just kindof unnatural or strange to your dog, just as some dogs find missionary sex too weird to enjoy (speaking from experience, here, sadly).

best of luck to you, wherever you are.