Inside If A Dog😓 (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2016-05-25 23:01:36 by Edog91

So I recently got a book called (Inside Of A Dog what dogs see, smell, and know) with inside of a dog in big bold letters. My uncle saw it and this is how our conversation went.

Uncle: why u want to know what's inside a dog?

Me: It's a book about dog behavior, I got it because I am getting a dog when I move out.

Uncle: Oh I thought u was wanting to have sex with a girl dog.

We both laugh and walk away. The universe is playing a joke on me right now

HeartBeatOfTheBeast Hoof and Claw 5 points on 2016-05-25 23:23:42

Funny. Does he think you are a zoo?

Edog91 1 point on 2016-05-26 03:04:28

Nope he dues not suspect a thing.

G_Shepherd fluffy wuffy 5 points on 2016-05-25 23:57:10

well, i guess he is not wrong

Kynophile Dog lover 3 points on 2016-05-26 06:39:09

I have that book too. It's a fun read, and it does a good job explaining the basics of dog psychology. I like how it debunks certain myths about them, like the idea that they are supremely loyal to their owners above all else, or that they have no ability to solve problems on their own.

Edog91 1 point on 2016-05-26 15:25:53

I just got the book and I am looking forward tot he read.

Swibblestein 2 points on 2016-05-26 08:03:38

I've read that book. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. I thought it was well done. And, of course, the title is great.

Now we just need one for the other side: "The Dog Inside of You".

furvert_tail Equine, large canid 4 points on 2016-05-26 13:06:34

"The Dog Inside of You"

Makes me think of the subtitle: "How to deal with your newfound lycanthropy".

Kynophile Dog lover 2 points on 2016-05-26 14:42:25

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx

Swibblestein 0 points on 2016-05-27 04:26:14

I might be wrong, but I think that line is in the book, actually. Unfortunately I can't check though because I don't know where it went.

btwIAMAzoophile Dogs are cute. 1 point on 2016-05-26 13:23:57

This is great. I have had several odd call-outs like that in my time lol.

zetacola + Rum 4 points on 2016-05-26 16:16:31

How to penetrate a dog^^'s ^mind

[deleted] 1 point on 2016-05-28 01:39:33

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