So my coworkers have made it their goal to get me laid within the next month, What do I do?
IAmAZoophile 2 points on 2016-09-25 18:42:10
The answer probably depends pretty heavily on how you feel about the whole situation.
Rannoch2002Deer Zoo 10 points on 2016-09-25 20:35:26
I'm assuming you don't want the kind of "lay" they'll provide, and that you don't want to discuss why.
You could do what I do: Tell them to fuck off. Not literally of course (though that could work too, depending). Tell them the truth, but not all of it: This makes you very uncomfortable. If really pressed for why, plead asexuality.
the_egoldstein 5 points on 2016-09-25 22:12:28
It all depends on your specific situation, but there are many reasons for rejecting one-night-stands and long-term relationships. I don't allow people to get into my personal affairs as it's, you know, personal. If you want to humor them, you can happily let them take you out and simply reject what they arrange as "not really interested in that" until they give up. You can outright tell them that your personal life is none of their business, either rudely or politely and stick to your guns. There are a number of other options.
MyBigK9Canid lupus 1 point on 2016-09-26 01:38:27
A while ago I had this happen with a group of friends, (back in HighSchool) They made it their goal to try and find me a guy to talk with... I acted as awkward and uncomfortable as I could be, yet friendly, all at the same time. And it seemed to get them the point. Although I did break down and had a panic attack at one point on them. So that could have been the reason they stopped trying and allowed me to be myself. But either that or honesty. Tell them you feel uncomfortable and you would like them to stop. If they keep on being rude and persisting on it. I would be rude back, or break down..<< everyone deals with things differently. Or you can cop out and say you found a nice person online you enjoy. That may do wonders for you. ^^. It also may be best to share personnel things to the bare minimum. Hope this all helps and Good luck.
Swibblestein 4 points on 2016-09-26 03:23:10
If you're exclusively attracted to animals, tell them you're just honestly not interested. You can tell them you're asexual if you want, or you can tell them to mind their own business.
If you are attracted to humans, but don't want to do this, explain why not to them. Or tell them to mind their own business.
If you are attracted to humans, and want to do this, be safe about it. Use protection.
That's my advice.
peacheslala97 2 points on 2016-09-28 01:33:03
Oh?
thelongestusernameeethese posts are too deep for me. im starting to get all weird ag 1 point on 2016-09-28 21:20:56
OwO
thelongestusernameeethese posts are too deep for me. im starting to get all weird ag 1 point on 2016-09-28 21:21:41
OwO
thelongestusernameeethese posts are too deep for me. im starting to get all weird ag 1 point on 2016-09-28 21:13:14
Make as many zoophilic jokes as you can, while laughing ridiculously hard at each one. After 3 or 4 they'll leave you alone.
(jokes aside, i think you should include a bit more information about your sexuality. like are you zoo exclusive? or do you like humans? is there a specific reason you dont want this?)
thelongestusernameeethese posts are too deep for me. im starting to get all weird ag 1 point on 2016-09-28 21:20:16
"damn i cant wait for that special thing... im as horny as dog!" ridiculously hard laughter
"i hope that pussy is as soft as the one i have at home" laughing untill you turn purple
"i feel as hung as a horse, but not as hot as one" maybe a bit too much but LAUGH UNTIL THE WINDOWS RATTLE
Edog91 2 points on 2016-10-01 15:46:15
I am zoo exclusive
ZooMasil 2 points on 2016-09-30 05:05:30
When I was in my late teens and still a virgin I made it my mission to get "laid", in the span of a week I found and had casual sex with 3 women, NSA sex. I do not regret my actions but given the opportunity to do it again I would decline, firstly if you're not really attracted that much to human women you'll find it hard to keep it up or even achieve orgasm, that was my issue, it made me feel like there could be something wrong with the plumbing. You wont have fun and it won't be good, if you do go through with it however make sure to wear a condom, you don't want an STD reminding you of how awful it was.
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The answer probably depends pretty heavily on how you feel about the whole situation.
I'm assuming you don't want the kind of "lay" they'll provide, and that you don't want to discuss why.
You could do what I do: Tell them to fuck off. Not literally of course (though that could work too, depending). Tell them the truth, but not all of it: This makes you very uncomfortable. If really pressed for why, plead asexuality.
It all depends on your specific situation, but there are many reasons for rejecting one-night-stands and long-term relationships. I don't allow people to get into my personal affairs as it's, you know, personal. If you want to humor them, you can happily let them take you out and simply reject what they arrange as "not really interested in that" until they give up. You can outright tell them that your personal life is none of their business, either rudely or politely and stick to your guns. There are a number of other options.
A while ago I had this happen with a group of friends, (back in HighSchool) They made it their goal to try and find me a guy to talk with... I acted as awkward and uncomfortable as I could be, yet friendly, all at the same time. And it seemed to get them the point. Although I did break down and had a panic attack at one point on them. So that could have been the reason they stopped trying and allowed me to be myself. But either that or honesty. Tell them you feel uncomfortable and you would like them to stop. If they keep on being rude and persisting on it. I would be rude back, or break down..<< everyone deals with things differently. Or you can cop out and say you found a nice person online you enjoy. That may do wonders for you. ^^. It also may be best to share personnel things to the bare minimum. Hope this all helps and Good luck.
If you're exclusively attracted to animals, tell them you're just honestly not interested. You can tell them you're asexual if you want, or you can tell them to mind their own business.
If you are attracted to humans, but don't want to do this, explain why not to them. Or tell them to mind their own business.
If you are attracted to humans, and want to do this, be safe about it. Use protection.
That's my advice.
Oh?
OwO
OwO
Make as many zoophilic jokes as you can, while laughing ridiculously hard at each one. After 3 or 4 they'll leave you alone. (jokes aside, i think you should include a bit more information about your sexuality. like are you zoo exclusive? or do you like humans? is there a specific reason you dont want this?)
"damn i cant wait for that special thing... im as horny as dog!" ridiculously hard laughter "i hope that pussy is as soft as the one i have at home" laughing untill you turn purple "i feel as hung as a horse, but not as hot as one" maybe a bit too much but LAUGH UNTIL THE WINDOWS RATTLE
I am zoo exclusive
When I was in my late teens and still a virgin I made it my mission to get "laid", in the span of a week I found and had casual sex with 3 women, NSA sex. I do not regret my actions but given the opportunity to do it again I would decline, firstly if you're not really attracted that much to human women you'll find it hard to keep it up or even achieve orgasm, that was my issue, it made me feel like there could be something wrong with the plumbing. You wont have fun and it won't be good, if you do go through with it however make sure to wear a condom, you don't want an STD reminding you of how awful it was.