random thought (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2016-09-29 17:45:49 by wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae

this question popped into my head today.. with curious non-zoos who come here and ask questions... i'm kindof surprised we're never asked "so is that peanut butter thing really true?"

tencendur_ Neeeigh 2 points on 2016-09-29 18:01:50

They are not interested in that sort of detail, otherwise they would just ask.

Or maybe they are ashamed of asking.

LUV-A-PUP 2 points on 2016-09-30 06:28:23

I honestly think they just don't want to know. People I'm open with ask a bunch of questions but prefer as little detail as possible.

actuallynotazoophile ok, I lied 12 points on 2016-09-29 19:22:21

Ironically, I'm pretty sure It's only normies who do this. zoos know you dont really need peanut butter :P

btwIAMAzoophile Dogs are cute. 3 points on 2016-09-29 20:27:37

I wouldn't say normie but rather fetishist lol. But yeah, basically in my experience :P

actuallynotazoophile ok, I lied 4 points on 2016-09-29 21:17:04

I think you underestimate the amount of horny dog-cohabiting teenagers/people there are. I guess you could lump them in with the fetishists in that instance but I bet the normies who do this wouldn't categorise themselves as such. It's just experimenting to them.

Lefthandedsock 1 point on 2016-09-30 02:15:49

Are you honestly using the word "normie" non-ironically...?

huskyencroacher Age is just a number, just like millions of years of evolution 1 point on 2016-09-30 04:14:29

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lefthandedsock 1 point on 2016-09-30 15:14:45

Precisely.

actuallynotazoophile ok, I lied 1 point on 2016-09-30 06:11:32

lol, I just use is as short hand instead of writing normal person all the time. I guess I could use non-zoo instead, I never gave it to much thought.

ForeverInTheCloset 4 points on 2016-09-29 22:08:13

Peanut butter is usually unnecessary and personally I feel like it's cheating.

wright-one ursidae canidae pantherinae 3 points on 2016-09-30 06:22:25

for the record, i agree. its just one of those things most people think actually happens, therefore my wondering why non-zoos don't ask about it. shrug

ForeverInTheCloset 1 point on 2016-10-02 01:12:50

Yeah it's odd! I bet it's cuz non zoo's that are curious go with that method.

huskyencroacher Age is just a number, just like millions of years of evolution 5 points on 2016-09-30 04:26:52

I tried to feed a scoopful of peanut butter to a very skinny stray bitch I met once. I thought it would be good for her since it's filled with fat and protein and whatnot... and she turned her nose up at it! But she did eat banana and mango. Dogs are weird haha :P

Swibblestein 3 points on 2016-10-01 06:47:00

she turned her nose up at it!

What a bitch!

Dohohoho.

huskyencroacher In Soviet Russia, the husky encroaches YOU! 1 point on 2016-10-01 20:00:17

hehe

I don't blame her, though. I can't stand peanut butter either. Oh, we had so much in common...

Rannoch2002 Deer Zoo 6 points on 2016-09-30 19:08:00

I've been accused of a lot of things being a zoo... most of them things I'd never dream of doing.

I was once told I was the kind of person who put velcro gloves on my hands and wore some type of deep boots so the sheep couldn't get away when I aparently grabbed and fucked them.

It's perplexing, they (they being non-zoos) put a lot of thought into the mental imagery of the deed that I'm pretty sure doesn't even happen. It's like they are more obsessed with the logistics of the process than us.

...I mean, I don't even really have much of a thing for sheep...

fuzzyfurry 1 point on 2016-09-30 23:26:30

Well, stereotypes and accuracy.

Apparently the

  • Welsh
  • Kiwis
  • Scots
  • Cowboys
  • Rednecks

fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff "so they push back".

Which is one of the stupider things I've read. But people absolutely love to tell this "joke".

Rannoch2002 Deer Zoo 2 points on 2016-10-01 02:57:22

Yeah, I think we could probably start our own post on sheep stereotypes. People love to conjure up imagery of ways to rape sheep in the name of comedy, apparently.

tencendur_ Neeeigh 1 point on 2016-10-01 17:04:46

My friends always accuse me of not liking sheep because, unlike mares, they are too short and I would have to couch.

Rannoch2002 Deer Zoo 1 point on 2016-10-01 21:32:59

Another win for deer then!

hashtag justtherighthieight

fuzzyfurry 1 point on 2016-10-01 23:12:39

Yea I think I have seen maybe two or so uses of the term "JRHNBR" from zoos/bestialists ever, but people really like to bring up this acronym because one person in one of these documentaries once said it...

Rannoch2002 Deer Zoo 1 point on 2016-10-02 18:14:09

I've actually NEVER heard of it until your post just now, I was just trying to be clever... heh

tencendur_ Neeeigh 1 point on 2016-10-02 22:41:41

I had never heard of it either, which is funny because I actually watched that part of the film somewhere.

peacheslala97 19/F/Loves dogs and horses 1 point on 2016-10-09 05:49:18

I've been told horrible things about myself by people mostly online and this goes as follows:

I'm a disgrace I deserve to be raped I need to kill myself I'm an abomination(ironically by the pedophile who came to this thread to harass me, not /u/throwawaychilder he was civil and kind towards me) I'm a freak I should be set on fire People have said they wish a car would hit me My mother should've had an abortion I probably fucked my own father A guy messaged me and detailed how he'd rape me and kill me and keep my torso around so he could "have future fun with his dead whore" Mostly troll shit but also hurtful stuff<

As for my family friends......well I've been completely disowned as I've said before.

Aluzky 2 points on 2016-10-05 23:06:41

I have been accused of using food like 2 times, accused of raping animals like 10000 times. I wish the numbers where inverted. Sigh.

peacheslala97 19/F/Loves dogs and horses 1 point on 2016-10-09 05:51:28

I've never once used peanut butter. Neither of my boyfriends liked peanut butter.