[NSFW] Things about animal anatomy that you find particularly interesting. (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2016-10-05 18:57:24 by actuallynotazoophile ok, I lied
I never realised dog pussy lips were so firm. I thought they would be soft and fleshy like a humans. I guess it makes sense thinking about what they have to withstand.
Anyone else got any interesting animal anatomy features that maybe caught you off guard the first time you found out?
Personally, I find it the diversity of animal penises fascinating. Dogs have knots, horses have flares, pigs have corkscrew penises, ducks have prehensile penises, echidnas have four-headed penises... the list goes on.
Ducks have explosively everting corkscrew penises. Dolphins have prehensile penises.
and here we are stuck with our fleshy rod with no bells and whistles. At least we fit into most things I guess...
On the other hand, unlike most mammals, we have no sheaths. Makes it easier to stand upright and fuck missionary style. Also, the mushroom heads appear designed for sloppy seconds, basically to pull competitors' sperm out before it gets to an egg. And people say we've always been monogamous...
Aren't they soft and fleshy? To me, they are soft and fleshy. Or you mean to say that humans are more soft and more fleshier than bitches?
And no, I have nothing to contribute that has caught me of guard. I guess it takes a lot to caught me of guard.
The only things that are close to that are a couple of dogs sexual malformations that I have seen. One was a bitch with a split vulva (that looked very nice) and 3 where male dogs with persistent penile frenulum (not a nice thing to have)
yeah firm was a relative term comparing them to humans. I guess plump is a better term? dunno, either way they were firmer than I expected them to be.
I like how my dog has a black coat but his undercoat is light grey. It makes him especially beautiful when he's wet and when he's stretching.
yeah those dual coloured coats make me melt.
Actually, what's really surprised me about canine vulvas is the variety. Some dogs have big puffy "lips", even out of heat; some have almost none.
Okay I usually don't like to plug my own projects, but I've got a relevant one here:
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I haven't posted anything in a while, and I really ought to get on that, but I want to finish a few stories first.
A lot of the things here I've made up, but a lot of them are also based on some actual animal's anatomy. Animal anatomy is interesting!
lol, I didnt realise pokemon were so kinky.
I'm actually surprised some of Pokemon's canon "zoo" elements haven't been brought up here for discussion. There's more than you'd think. I might do that one of these days.
A dog's penis compatibility with human females is really interesting to me.
I mean the chances that a random other animal's cock would have a gigantic bulb that happens to get gigantic and pulse right on top of a super sensitive spot in your vagina are crazy.
i think what's really going on here is the similarity between a human vagina and a female dog's vagina, but i could be wrong.
I agree, but I think the odds of that similarity are pretty slim :)
A dog's tongue on your ... intimate parts... is rougher than I expected. It doesn't feel so rough when they lick you in the face.
Everyone else seem to think that wet dog smells horrible, but I don't mind. I think most dogs smell nice, at least if they are clean house pets. I'd guess that a stray that hasn't been washed in years wouldn't, but thankfully, we don't have a stray dog problem here so I wouldn't know.
Maybe not quite anatomy, but as an aside and kind of slightly frightening realization that certainly caught me off guard:
A doe can really make a mess out of a watermelon. Those hooves are damaging bro...
Hooves are certainly anatomy lol. Anatomy doesn't have to be exclusively in reference to genitals just because we are zoos. Though that seems to be the way the replies have gone...
The destruction was what threw me, not the anatomy itself. Hence my note. It was like a CSI crimescene.
Cloven hooves are really cool though.
well yeah I guess, but you can talk about deer hooves to anyone. try bringing up canine dicks to someone IRL and post the response here pls.
A doe? Are you with her??
Haven't been for nearly 15 years I'm afraid.
awww. Well, at least Im not alone. What happened to her? was she owned by you?
No, she was a free range deer of sorts... she was in a hunting exclusion zone and people friendly.
You can read about what happened in the thread with the concerned father above this one. It's in my reply.
I was blown away how quiet deer are when crossing the road. I fully expected a clop clop noise like a horse but instead they were silent. It honestly blew my mind, I'd never thought there could be any other noise other than a clopping sound. I've not looked into it but I'm guessing their hooves are fleshy or something?
Sorta. They have a fleshy interior that allows them to spread out.
Doesn't that also help them with mushy terrain and climbing?
Yes, similar to mountain goats (actually goats in general have this, but they all inherited it for that reason: All terrain movement).
The size of a bull's penis. The guy it belonged to (a fellow zoo) kept saying it was big, but i didn't really think it was BIG (as in long)
how long was it?
It was about 4 or so years ago so i can say exactly, but it was longer than my arm. According to google its about 3 feet
What caught me off guard with animal anatomy was how big (thick and long) also very pink, the African Sulcata's penis is. It's quite interesting also to see them masturbate on the grass with it. It flares kind of like a horses penis on the ground and moves independently. While the Tortoise makes a somewhat queefing noise while it pushes in and out of the shell. So that was very odd to see. I love the anatomy of dogs though. Especially healthy, fluffy, pointed ear dogs. They just have this poise to them. That I cant stand to not look away. It turns me on so much I have to draw it out if I see a beautiful dog near me with the right anatomy. German shepherds and mixed sheppys are very hot. That arched tail. And long curved back. Pants<
For me, there's something about the physique of a horse's rear that's just so... alluring. And why do mares wink their clitoris? Is it voluntary or a natural response? That's something I've never understood.
Oh, and something odd I found out was that the anus and vagina of a dolphin female are in same same genital slit, while the males have them separate. I wonder what the need for that is.
I was shocked by how massive a male dogs' knot can get, during my first time I was shocked when I saw the thing.
A lot of women are surprised even more surprised when they realize that they can take the whole thing as it grows gradually. Even softball size a virgin can take as it will slowly expand you. Let me know if you have kik please.
I was able too gradually though but I still find the coital knot to be rather interesting and surprising. Sorry but I don't have kik
Dang wish ya did trying to grow a real community. Why do you think it took you awhile? And what else fascinates you about it?