My dog tried to get me pregnant. (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2016-12-07 06:01:24 by k9SP3RMB4NK

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[deleted] 3 points on 2016-12-07 06:05:25

ok

30-30 amator equae 0 points on 2016-12-07 08:20:16

Oooohh my god....this is sooo retarded. What a sad life one must have to post this kind of fantasy bullshit. I´m not even annoyed, I´m outright bored by one handed writers...

G_Shepherd fluffy wuffy 2 points on 2016-12-07 11:23:32

http://i.imgur.com/BrdMeeF.jpg

Swibblestein 5 points on 2016-12-07 11:56:48

And then you slayed the Jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.

grydyx 1 point on 2016-12-07 15:33:57

You sir, deserve a cookie.

[deleted] 1 point on 2016-12-07 19:55:26

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The-Forested-Garden 0 points on 2016-12-07 14:40:18

Oh look, another non-zoo posting about non-zoo shit that they think is zoo.

Lefthandedsock 1 point on 2016-12-07 16:14:32

Right

Swibblestein 5 points on 2016-12-07 17:29:49

Might also be left, depending on what hand they're using.

CantThinkOfAName2017 1 point on 2016-12-07 16:21:28

I don't know if you know this, but you can't get impregnated by a dog. Also, this story sounds fake.

duskwuff 1 point on 2016-12-07 17:37:28

I've read better. 2/10 (with or without rice)

Battlecrops cat kisser extraordinaire 1 point on 2016-12-07 18:21:10

Can someone at least flag this as NSFW? I don't want to see this shit lol

Rannoch2002 Deer Zoo 2 points on 2016-12-07 19:38:07

And people say me romancing a deer is outlandish...