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I've been close to being caught a couple times. Both of these are from back when I was living with my parents still, in my younger years.

The first time, my dog and I had our fun the night before and the following morning, I was simply going downstairs to get some breakfast. The mistake I made was carelessly neglecting to put on a shirt. As soon as I walked downstairs and towards the kitchen, my father happened to pop out of his bedroom, also going for some breakfast. He'd immediately noticed the scratches along my back(from my ruff night) and inquired where I got them from. My heart skipped a beat from nervousness, but I simply said that I probably got them from wrestling with my dog. He was fine with this answer and we just continued about getting food.

The other time, I was giving my dog oral in my bedroom on my bed in the late afternoon, with him laying belly up cuz that's how he likes it lol. I'd just barely heard someone walk up to my door and start turning the knob so I sat up immediately and turned my dog against the wall, hiding his boner and giving him a belly rub. It was my dad again, asking what I wanted for dinner.

My brother also has a history of claiming (jokingly, but I also think he's half serious) me to have sexual relations with my dog but I just brush it off or retort in a way that makes him sound dumb, etc. I now live alone and have no more worries of being caught, which is nice. It's important to be careful because despite the stories being fun or exciting, there can be some very real and potentially negative consequences to being caught, depending who you are caught by.

Once my mom noticed how my bitch was trying to climb on top of me and how close she always was to me. (Not in a love way, she literally was very close.)
She also knew I sleep naked with my bitch.
And also, she was concerned that I always cleaned specific parts of my bitch.
And to top it off, I always knew when my bitch was in heat and not so that was another red flag.
I mean, she knows I'm a zoophile (but I said I have zero sexual attractions) so yeah...

She keeps reminding me how I shouldn't have sex with my bitch.
Not that she knows, but she's REALLY afraid of it.
It's hilarious yet extremely annoying how she makes up so much excuses to 'convince' me it's bad.
Too bad psycho mom, but you really lack the knowledge to know if bestiality is right or not. So I'll be the one to decide that alright?
She once said that she'll take my bitch away if that happens.
I just can't accept how dumb she is. If that's how you want to make my bitch unhappy and kill your son...

Pardon me, but what exactly is the purpose of your request? I´ve seen so many "Got caught?" threads throughout the years; an intention to learn from the offered experiences I´ve never been able to identify. Usually, these "almost got caught / got caught" stories serve only one purpose...and it´s not about learning from other people´s failures and close calls. What might be fascinating and arousing for any person X because of the enhanced thrillfactor doing something already illegal and taboo in immense danger of getting caught is not at all "thrilling" for those (let´s say: most of ´em) who have to experience it firsthand. The "jackpot" for one of these "one handed writers": a story of being walked in unfolds into an orgiastic fantasy... "Well, he caught me with my animal and then we fucked each other and the animal together"... I also have problems understanding the morbid fascination behind that kind of conduct. What is "fun" for the one requesting such stories is the ultimate worst case scenario for those directly effected, human and animal alike.

But before I digress into scepticism too much, here´s my contribution. This is what happened to one of the wannabe "zoos" I had met in the nineties:

He was invited to a party at one of his non "zoo" friends´ house. Late in the evening, when everyone was drunk, fucked up and asleep, he decided that it would be a good idea to mess around with his friend´s doggo argentino mix.As he told me, he masturbated the male dog and performed fellatio on him, not knowing that his owner hasn´t fallen asleep that deeply. The dog , probably never touched by his penis before, yelped and that awoke the owner. Caught in flagranti....followed by a massive portion of whoop ass. Yes, he got beaten up by his friend, "unfriended" immediately, as the generation facebook would call it and the only thing that kept this friend from calling the police was his former status as "friend". The dog was given to a shelter, probably because the owner couldn´t endure the constantly returning memories of his "friend" sucking at his dog´s dick and a few months later, the dog was euthanised because you hardly find appropriate owners for that kind of dogs branded as "dangerous" (Kampfhunde/ "combat dogs, as we Germans call these breeds). Exciting enough for you, OP? ;)

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I've had a close call back with the family dogs and the first time I tried zoo. I was just finishing up and heard the car so I ran to the bathroom to wash up and one dog was still showing lipstick. I could hear "Bad boy, haha!" From the living room. Two words: Heart. Attack.