[∀]RCMP needs help naming their 13 new police puppies (ctvnews.ca)
submitted 2017-03-15 15:07:12 by Yearningmice Zoophile
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Yearningmice Zoophile 1 point on 2017-03-15 15:08:14

Thought our Canadian sub users might get a kick out of this. Send in some names!

[deleted] 1 point on 2017-03-15 17:47:21

Contestants must live in Canada and be 14 years old or younger.

Damn... I really wanted to name that dog Krispy Kreme.

Yearningmice Zoophile 2 points on 2017-03-15 19:15:53

Hmm, didn't see the age limit when I posted... but zoophiles come in all ages and can have children so...

AmoreBestia Pro-zoophile, non-zoophile. 3 points on 2017-03-15 21:48:00

The prospect of us having 12 year old lurkers in this community is mildy terrifying.

Yearningmice Zoophile 2 points on 2017-03-15 22:27:11

I'd rather them lurking than dead.

The problem with zoo youth is, I can recommend no one for them to trust. At least not yet. I'm working on that for Canada wth a few medical contacts I've made.

Meanwhile the zoo wiki is the next best thing.

And parents can show their kids this cute link without saying where it came from, so...

AmoreBestia Pro-zoophile, non-zoophile. 1 point on 2017-03-15 22:35:52

Oh yeah, of course. Just, anyonr under 15 seems a smidge early for something as... exploratory as this.

yelikedags 2 points on 2017-03-16 17:34:38

I started younger than that (and nope, happily never had any sexual abuse)

WarCanine Love knows no boundaries between species or gender-Mᴬᴰᴬᴿᴬᴼ 2 points on 2017-03-16 18:56:30

I think he meant being on this sub that young.
Because y'know, zoophilia is an adult topic.


And I'm pretty sure most zoos discovered their attraction around the age of 12-15ish.

Yearningmice Zoophile 4 points on 2017-03-15 19:16:42

Oh god... I just had a horrid thought... Doggie McDogface....

[deleted] 1 point on 2017-03-15 21:27:17

The name must start with "K", too lol.

richardharry19 1 point on 2017-03-16 03:30:29

It's not reddit or the interwebs if we don't have a <blank> Mc<blank>face reference. xD

[deleted] 2 points on 2017-03-15 18:04:07

From the RCMP website:

The German shepherd breed displays the versatility, strength and courage that makes it eminently suitable for Canadian police work. [...] In addition, their presence seems to have an inhibitive psychological effect on potential wrongdoers.

Except when the "potential wrongdoers" happen to be zoophiles. In that case, the effect is quite the opposite, hehe...

A good dog handler is emotionally disciplined and has an even disposition. He is not prone to temper tantrums and can administer both praise and punishment appropriately. When he physically punishes the animal, he does so impartially-he punishes as the result of a thoughtful decision to use force in order to get results, rather than from wrath and the desire to relieve some of his frustration by taking vengeance upon the dog.

:/

Yearningmice Zoophile 1 point on 2017-03-15 19:15:13

Yeah.

yelikedags 1 point on 2017-03-16 17:41:46

Tye, Rocket, Red, Gordi ("Can you untie the Gordian Knot??"), Dio (Diogenes the Cynic), Kirby (Cerberus), Laika, Stubby, Chewie, Diogi ("D.O.G"), Cookie (Y) , and Piglet.