WarCanineLove knows no boundaries between species or gender-Mᴬᴰᴬᴿᴬᴼ 1 point on 2017-03-31 18:22:20
Perfectly fits me, too.
''Oh something's bad gonna happen. Oh wait, it's not bad as I th- OH YES IT IS.''
^We ^really ^got ^off-topic ^there.
^^^inb4 ^^^ban
AmoreBestiaPro-zoophile, non-zoophile. 2 points on 2017-03-31 22:40:23
rule 7 violation ur at t10 now 2 month ban.
rip warcanine
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WarCanineLove knows no boundaries between species or gender-Mᴬᴰᴬᴿᴬᴼ 1 point on 2017-03-31 21:16:22
Well, I don't think I will ever experience real sex in my life because my bitch isn't going to grow any bigger, and for that reason there's no chances of that happening.
It's just the truth that I can't hide, but also have to accept.
Hope I'm not too much of a rainy thundercloud, but it's just what it is, even though I'm not happy with it at all.
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Throwaway57y57y 1 point on 2017-04-01 03:00:29
Don't write it off, it's not an impossibility. Never thought it would happen for me either, just that it would be a fantasy and something in my imagination. This was my first time having sex at all if that makes you feel any better
Darkspirit5 1 point on 2017-04-01 11:21:56
You could always get a bigger dog the next time around.
AmoreBestiaPro-zoophile, non-zoophile. 1 point on 2017-04-01 11:29:44
I wanted to say this too but it's a bit of a morbid thought.
YearningmiceZoophile 1 point on 2017-04-01 12:30:46
I'm not sure if it is or not. It just is part of being zoo. I like to think it makes me more attached to the good times.
WarCanineLove knows no boundaries between species or gender-Mᴬᴰᴬᴿᴬᴼ 1 point on 2017-04-01 12:36:57
I think it's extremely fucked up to think about what happens after her death. And also getting a bigger bitch just for sex...
It makes me emotional just to think about it...
Fuck.
And I don't think I want to live after she dies. And even if I do not die then I wouldn't want another dog.
I have no problem living only a few years anyways. Can't survive without her, right?
And ignoring all the things I just said, that wouldn't still be a solution as there are no attractive big breeds.
She is actually a medium-(big-ish) breed. I sometimes wonder how people can mount their shepherds. I can just fit two middle fingers in there with a lot of force... I don't even know what it takes to mount a bitch. Two middlefingers that should easily slide trough? Bonus points because I'm small myself...
One of the reasons being a zoo is a curse, or even a canid zoo.
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WarCanineLove knows no boundaries between species or gender-Mᴬᴰᴬᴿᴬᴼ 1 point on 2017-04-01 17:54:31
Oh great, I wish I was wrong about people being able to have sex with medium bitches...
Also, she's not just a pet. My rarest gem, she is...
I doubt anything will end up healthy. But I just try not to think about it.
But whatever, let's not go more off-topic.
Darkspirit5 1 point on 2017-04-01 18:59:03
lose a pet
get over it in a healthy way
Well, to most zoos, their animals are not just pets, but are instead their significant others. I'd imagine it being quite difficult to get over such a death.
btwIAMAzoophileDogs are cute. 1 point on 2017-04-01 17:00:13
I adopted a second dog younger than my first dog because I knew, when the day comes, I'd probably be feeling that way. It'll give me something to continue to look forward towards. Death is unfortunately a part of life and for dogs it's just a shorter experience.
Darkspirit5 1 point on 2017-04-01 18:52:40
Yes, it's easy to forget that other people are sensitive about being reminded of this inevitable scenario. But then, I don't know what it's like to actually love someone. I could never connect with humans, and have yet to find an animal with which to form that kind of a relationship. Alas, being alone is just the other side of the coin that is the "zoo curse."
WarCanineLove knows no boundaries between species or gender-Mᴬᴰᴬᴿᴬᴼ 1 point on 2017-04-01 20:54:24
We'll have to learn to accept it some day.
I mean, it's a curse that won't be lifted so we have no chance but to accept it.
Might as well take our time to improve and hope we aren't wasting our time.
Darkspirit5 1 point on 2017-04-02 03:37:32
It's not something I can accept, unfortunately. Being alone kills me even more with each day that passes.
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WarCanineLove knows no boundaries between species or gender-Mᴬᴰᴬᴿᴬᴼ 1 point on 2017-04-01 20:50:26
I always tried to avoid naming her breed, but fuck it.
She's a xxx, almost xxx years old.
She's also quite small. Compared to the other bitch of the same breed(6+ y/o) that lives near here she's just a little smaller.
As for lube, I've never tried it.
I don't know if it makes a big difference, or if it makes a difference at all.
And I'm no sexual expert, so I wouldn't even know what exactly to use.
I'd think spit or anything slidy would work.
And actually, she usually doesn't allow me to interact sexually with her most of the time. She barely allows me around that area before she moves.
It's quite rare and she doesn't like certain positions.
For example, she always 'mounts' my right arm and then waits for me to finger her, if I do finger her then she rides my finger.
If I try oral on her or finger her from behind she usually turns around. And she also pushes my arm away from her vagina using her head.
If she allows me to finger her she usually flags and then let's me do this for a couple of seconds until she straight goes for my finger and licks it off.
I'd like to add that mounting her is not an option, there's a lot of hair blocking her vagina and have to get it out of the way. She's already lost interest by that time. I mean, she didn't even allow me to try and has never really flagged me before by pointing her back to me.
And I don't know about sex making our bond bigger. Sounds a little weird.
Lastly, I'm usually very nervous in these times and completely lose my will to have sex very fast. I haven't even tried in a long time now because I lost all hope already.
Yeah, now you can see why it won't ever happen.
Maybe it's better that way, I might hurt her if I'm quite delusional with this itfp.
Thanks anyways.
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WarCanineLove knows no boundaries between species or gender-Mᴬᴰᴬᴿᴬᴼ 1 point on 2017-04-01 22:25:22
Yeah, a xxx should have no trouble accommodating an average person...
This confuses me even more because I'm quite young and even too small for my age.
In your case, it sounds you just aren't into it that much. You should probably stop making yourself depressed about it if getting hair out of the way is a hurdle big enough to stop you... It's a dog, what did you expect? ;)
Oh believe me, I think about this daily. Quite a lot.
It's just that me being nervous and that I think I can't do it makes me stop trying. And I'm also afraid that it'll be underwhelming, too.
And looking at most human on bitch videos, I've only seen people have sex with bitches who didn't have long hair on their ass and had no problem with entering at all.
I just feel like it's impossible because I really have to put a lot of force to get both of my middle fingers in. And my dick is about 3 times my middle finger.
I guess I'll see what happens and hope for the best.
Thanks for your help anyways.
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WarCanineLove knows no boundaries between species or gender-Mᴬᴰᴬᴿᴬᴼ 1 point on 2017-04-01 23:02:24
I don't mean I'm forcing her, I mean that I have to quite use some power to get both of them farther in.
I actually did this multiple times and time after time I tried harder.
I know that I would lose her trust if I hurt her, but I haven't hurt her by doing this.
As for hotdogging, I tried that in missionary position.
I barely feel anything, and from the looks of it she doesn't seem to care about it.
That's why I thought sex would be underwhelming.
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WarCanineLove knows no boundaries between species or gender-Mᴬᴰᴬᴿᴬᴼ 1 point on 2017-04-01 23:33:52
I don't think hotdogging is the same experience as PiV sex, so I wouldn't even know.
I don't even know if PiV sex is that enjoyable if I haven't done it, but still fear it wouldn't feel good at all.
Even though my biggest problem is that I can never do it itfp.
If I didn't enjoy it if I could do it, I wouldn't be jealous of other people though.
But I probably should quit complaining.
It won't help and well... there is no help to begin with. Can't do what's impossible.
I apologize for ticking you off. Because that's what it seemed like.
By the way, I forgot to mention that both of my fingers can't go really far in at all.
It even hurts my fingers when I try it.
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WarCanineLove knows no boundaries between species or gender-Mᴬᴰᴬᴿᴬᴼ 1 point on 2017-04-01 22:34:57
No need to apologize, I'm just not used to calling them pets in this sub. (Or in most places.)
I think you're mistaken, because I actually quite rush these things.
Probably one of my biggest mistakes, but I've tried it with enough patience until I got to the point where I don't think extra patience will help me any more.
/r/zoophilia archive
Great, more posts to make me even more jealous.Really man, good for you. Really happy for you. Yes, very. Really.
That's the spirit! :D
Everyone will eventually suffer and die. That's good, because everyone deserves it.Yippie! Have a good life man. Enjoy it. Really. Yes, very. Really.
You're on a roll! Keep it up! :D
I'm going to be honest now, you're so not you when you're sarcastic.
It's...
^^scary.
This comment me think of this for some reason.
Perfectly fits me, too.
''Oh something's bad gonna happen. Oh wait, it's not bad as I th- OH YES IT IS.''
^We ^really ^got ^off-topic ^there.
^^^inb4 ^^^ban
rule 7 violation ur at t10 now 2 month ban.
rip warcanine
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Well, I don't think I will ever experience real sex in my life because my bitch isn't going to grow any bigger, and for that reason there's no chances of that happening.
It's just the truth that I can't hide, but also have to accept.
Hope I'm not too much of a rainy thundercloud, but it's just what it is, even though I'm not happy with it at all.
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Don't write it off, it's not an impossibility. Never thought it would happen for me either, just that it would be a fantasy and something in my imagination. This was my first time having sex at all if that makes you feel any better
You could always get a bigger dog the next time around.
I wanted to say this too but it's a bit of a morbid thought.
I'm not sure if it is or not. It just is part of being zoo. I like to think it makes me more attached to the good times.
I think it's extremely fucked up to think about what happens after her death. And also getting a bigger bitch just for sex...
It makes me emotional just to think about it...
Fuck.
And I don't think I want to live after she dies. And even if I do not die then I wouldn't want another dog.
I have no problem living only a few years anyways. Can't survive without her, right?
And ignoring all the things I just said, that wouldn't still be a solution as there are no attractive big breeds.
She is actually a medium-(big-ish) breed. I sometimes wonder how people can mount their shepherds. I can just fit two middle fingers in there with a lot of force... I don't even know what it takes to mount a bitch. Two middlefingers that should easily slide trough? Bonus points because I'm small myself...
One of the reasons being a zoo is a curse, or even a canid zoo.
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Oh great, I wish I was wrong about people being able to have sex with medium bitches...
Also, she's not just a pet. My rarest gem, she is...
I doubt anything will end up healthy. But I just try not to think about it.
But whatever, let's not go more off-topic.
Well, to most zoos, their animals are not just pets, but are instead their significant others. I'd imagine it being quite difficult to get over such a death.
I adopted a second dog younger than my first dog because I knew, when the day comes, I'd probably be feeling that way. It'll give me something to continue to look forward towards. Death is unfortunately a part of life and for dogs it's just a shorter experience.
Yes, it's easy to forget that other people are sensitive about being reminded of this inevitable scenario. But then, I don't know what it's like to actually love someone. I could never connect with humans, and have yet to find an animal with which to form that kind of a relationship. Alas, being alone is just the other side of the coin that is the "zoo curse."
We'll have to learn to accept it some day.
I mean, it's a curse that won't be lifted so we have no chance but to accept it.
Might as well take our time to improve and hope we aren't wasting our time.
It's not something I can accept, unfortunately. Being alone kills me even more with each day that passes.
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I always tried to avoid naming her breed, but fuck it.
She's a xxx, almost xxx years old.
She's also quite small. Compared to the other bitch of the same breed(6+ y/o) that lives near here she's just a little smaller.
As for lube, I've never tried it.
I don't know if it makes a big difference, or if it makes a difference at all.
And I'm no sexual expert, so I wouldn't even know what exactly to use.
I'd think spit or anything slidy would work.
And actually, she usually doesn't allow me to interact sexually with her most of the time. She barely allows me around that area before she moves.
It's quite rare and she doesn't like certain positions.
For example, she always 'mounts' my right arm and then waits for me to finger her, if I do finger her then she rides my finger.
If I try oral on her or finger her from behind she usually turns around. And she also pushes my arm away from her vagina using her head.
If she allows me to finger her she usually flags and then let's me do this for a couple of seconds until she straight goes for my finger and licks it off.
I'd like to add that mounting her is not an option, there's a lot of hair blocking her vagina and have to get it out of the way. She's already lost interest by that time. I mean, she didn't even allow me to try and has never really flagged me before by pointing her back to me.
And I don't know about sex making our bond bigger. Sounds a little weird.
Lastly, I'm usually very nervous in these times and completely lose my will to have sex very fast. I haven't even tried in a long time now because I lost all hope already.
Yeah, now you can see why it won't ever happen.
Maybe it's better that way, I might hurt her if I'm quite delusional with this itfp.
Thanks anyways.
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This confuses me even more because I'm quite young and even too small for my age.
Oh believe me, I think about this daily. Quite a lot.
It's just that me being nervous and that I think I can't do it makes me stop trying. And I'm also afraid that it'll be underwhelming, too.
And looking at most human on bitch videos, I've only seen people have sex with bitches who didn't have long hair on their ass and had no problem with entering at all.
I just feel like it's impossible because I really have to put a lot of force to get both of my middle fingers in. And my dick is about 3 times my middle finger.
I guess I'll see what happens and hope for the best.
Thanks for your help anyways.
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I don't mean I'm forcing her, I mean that I have to quite use some power to get both of them farther in.
I actually did this multiple times and time after time I tried harder.
I know that I would lose her trust if I hurt her, but I haven't hurt her by doing this.
As for hotdogging, I tried that in missionary position.
I barely feel anything, and from the looks of it she doesn't seem to care about it.
That's why I thought sex would be underwhelming.
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I don't think hotdogging is the same experience as PiV sex, so I wouldn't even know.
I don't even know if PiV sex is that enjoyable if I haven't done it, but still fear it wouldn't feel good at all.
Even though my biggest problem is that I can never do it itfp.
If I didn't enjoy it if I could do it, I wouldn't be jealous of other people though.
But I probably should quit complaining.
It won't help and well... there is no help to begin with. Can't do what's impossible.
I apologize for ticking you off. Because that's what it seemed like.
By the way, I forgot to mention that both of my fingers can't go really far in at all.
It even hurts my fingers when I try it.
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No need to apologize, I'm just not used to calling them pets in this sub. (Or in most places.)
I think you're mistaken, because I actually quite rush these things.
Probably one of my biggest mistakes, but I've tried it with enough patience until I got to the point where I don't think extra patience will help me any more.
But thanks for the temporary hope.
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