Am I weird

Nah

or is that a common fantasy?

Around here, yes. A significant percentage of people can at least get off to such displays.

It's also a reality, but it is extremely hard to actually make them ejaculate. Most of the time it's precum. Also, it's not sweet like sweet as the most and strongest flavor.

That's when you

Nah, leave me out, not interested.

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Oh, my....could you please leave your completely unrealistic wank fantasies out of this sub? Maybe try BF...

I don't even like horses and even I know that's not how any of that works!

I know nothing about stallions but would they even enjoy this kind of thing sexually? I've only ever seen it in commercial porn where the horses never actually seemed very interested.

Also yeah, this kind of thing isn't what this sub is about.

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There ain't nothing wrong thinking about sucking dick.
It's in all of us, secretly.

Uh, yeah. I'd rather groom my stallion, every breath filled with his intoxicating musk, while telling him how awesome of a guy he is and how much I appreciate him in my life. A big neck hug, a treat and an affectionate squeeze of his sheath and/or testicles to end it off nicely.

Very much fantasy cause in reality. . . . .

For a horses penis to actually be covered in mud and urine would mean his penis was broken and was not able to retract into the safety of his sheath while laying or rolling on the ground, usually seen by massive swelling of the penile re-tractor muscle. This swelling would prevent the penis from being able to be retracted back into the sheath and since the horses penis is not made to be outside the sheath for extended periods of time the skin would begin to dry out and crack leading to sores which can become gangrenous and eventually leading to amputation of the penis. At this point stroking his penis would be the least thing he would at all enjoy nor would you ever use soup on a horses penis in the first place, even if the penis was healthy. Soup dries out the delicate skin of the penis on a horse which is why they do make a special thing called Excalibur for cleaning the built up Smegma, dead skin, which accumulates in the sheath over time. Though if you do not have access to Excalibur you could use mineral oil which works just as well, just a bit more messy to use.

Now lets just say for "fantasy" sake his penis was not broken and not in the horrible state you discribed. Horses do not care for the type of stroking us humans need. For them it is more about temperature and pressure points for the most part. One of these being on the tip of the glans penis which you seem to want to stick in your mouth. Putting heat and pressure here could cause the stallion to react or thrust. However before a horse ejaculates the glans penis will swell to around 5-6 inches in diamete as he thrusts, assuming average size horse here. Now if the feeling of your teeth upon the sensitive skin of his glans penis does not quickly deter him from continuing this swelling will most definitely dislocate your jaw if not break it. This excessive swelling would also block your ability to breath and lock you both together.

Doubt you would really taste his ejaculation at this point as it would only add to your struggling to breath while you aspirate on it. After maybe a minute or so his glans penis will reside as it pops out of what remains of your mouth. Now assuming your still conscience and able to move, you will most likely be needing to get to an emergency room as I am sure your desire of wanting to continue to use the horse as a sex toy would be over powered by the pain you would be in due to a sever jaw injury along with the gagging and coughing followed by your aspiration of horse semen. On your drive to the hospital you now can try and think of all the excuses you might want to use to try and explain what happened. Though look on the bright side, you will soon be famous as you make front page news and join the many bestialists before you!