So, with our recent trip to a coastal area, I took plenty video and photos of our fun times. However I had not realized that I accidentally saved another video of beastial fun times. Mind you, I don't normally save the videos I watch in an incognito environment, im not sure how I managed to download it, nor how it ended up in my photo stream.
When we got home, everyone especially my mom, wanted to review the photos, so I connected my phone via Chromecast to the main TV and started going through them. Almost an hour went by as we watched videos, and relived photos and other boring shit. The problem came when we reached the end of the stream of content from that particular event.
I was in the kitchen getting beers for my dad and his buddy, when the video - starting with a dark sketchy footage only showing a chainlink fence - began playing. I happened to come back just as it got to the part where the wolf was shown in the video... My heart sank, it's hard to describe the feeling, but I felt like I was going to throw up and then also shit my pants at the same time. I immediately grabbed my phone, while trying to be as sneaky as possible, and skipped it. A buddy of mine said "wait, what was that video? who's dog was that?" I played it off as "It was nothing, just some video I saved from a wolf conservation thingy" I could not remember my exact wording, but it worked.
I sat back down and scrolled through a few more images, nobody noticed that I was sweating bullets, and my heart rate was through the roof. I did not speak much after that.
So, question time, have any of you ever had a "close encounter" quite like this? Maybe a near walk in from parents, or a snooping friend or sibling?
Edit: [added video link]
Edit2: removed video link due to Rule #1 (check my post history)
Nothing with images/video (which you're not supposed to share on this sub btw) but I've had some close slips of tongue and such.
I dare you to post this to r/tifu
I thought about it. I'm not scared because this is an alt account, but I figured it would just get ignored.
Reddit is a large and fucked up place, nothing goes ignored on here. Here's an incentive, put it r/tifu and I'll upvote it and give you a complementary virtual cookie. Although if you don't want to, you don't have to, I just think it might actually not turn out bad at all if worded properly
that would be some tasty /r/drama.
seconded. we need a good shitstorm
Thirded!
oh man you got lucky it was that video. This is why I dont give anyone my electronic devices. the chance of them seeing anything like that would be slim but even then its just not worth the risk.
Closest fuckup I've had was flipping open my laptop on the table next to the other guy I used to live with and being presented (heh) with an almost fullscreen image of a shepherd pussy. Thankfully he was side on to me but I still think he saw what it was. he made a comment that was something like "well that makes a lot of sense now" but the adrenaline was flowing so I didnt quite catch it. I just ignored him and nothing else ever came of it.
JESUS! I would probably just have to die right then and there, or maybe say fuck it and go all in and grab his dick or something.
I imagine it wasn't a close-up, but one of those (adorable) pictures where the shep is posed in such a way that the whole dog is on her back, legs wide, and puffed vag. I imagine your friend seeing that and saying it makes a lot of sense now lol
...it was a pretty good closeup, enough to realise what the main point was and definitely not enough to justify it as just a cute image. I cant think what I'd said if he grilled me on it which is why I just didn't even acknowledge what he said to me.
I'm pretty sure he was referencing the fact that now he understood why I never talked about girls/had a GF or anything like that and the fact that I currently live with a couple of dogs that are quite fond of me (and me of them). I'm surprised he didnt put two and two together earlier to be honest but then I guess non-zoos dont really think about zoophiles all that much. Also why I keep myself in shape to avoid the zoo stereotype that all the normies have, adds another layer of plausibility.
Thats funny because what originally got me into running was my justification for having large dogs. I totally wanted a big dog so I can have a running mate haha.
Though on why he didn't put two and two together, maybe he did but just didn't want to say anything. I know things about my friends that I've simply lodged in the back of my mind and will never ever bring it up because it's awkward.
big dogs make great running buddies! they also make great...I'll leave the rest up to your imagination ;)
I think you might be right about people knowing but not wanting to bring it up. In a way it's good that it's it's still too taboo to talk about, most people will never be able to confirm their suspicions, unless they catch you of course.
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My butt clenched in sympathy reading this. I do not think it will unclench for a long, long time. Amazing thinking on your feet there though.
reading this made me extremely uncomfortable.... It already makes me uncomfortable when a family member suggests I should marry a dog as I get along with them so well
Pretty sure I know exactly which video it was.
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