What are some alternatives to peanut butter (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2017-07-06 06:59:04 by Yelenee
Male dog.
Has to be easy to acquire/purchase like always available on the supermarket.
Thanks.
/r/zoophilia archive /r/zoophilia archiveMale dog.
Has to be easy to acquire/purchase like always available on the supermarket.
Thanks.
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damn it my image stabilizer is on the fritz again
It's actually a feature. You can link #triggered to have it happen.
If you need peanut butter, then you´re tricking your dog into this....not zoophile, not at all.
Alright.
some animals need an extra push to show that sexual acts are welcome.
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Cosby? is that you?
I wonder what you expected to happen when you silenced our users in your subreddit and came here to post in ours.
:) Almond butter is a great alternative to peanut butter... Tastes great on toast! Happy snacking, friend! :)
(that is what you want it for, right?)
Pay attention to this: http://www.preventivevet.com/dogs/is-peanut-butter-safe-for-dogs
You will be much happier in the long run if you work instead on making yourself desirable for the dog. Once the dog understands what you want, they will almost always do it simply because it makes you happy.
Ok.
My dog likes me enough that I don't usually have to bait him.
But he can sense when it's that time of the month and that's when I have to use peanut butter. Just make him lick my neck and feet.
Thanks for the answer btw.
Just use cream cheese. It does wonders.
Especially the ones in the little tubes.
Love.
Could you explain how that would encourage a dog to lick one's private parts?
It doesn't, which is sort of the point. Love does not require encouragement beyond trying to please each other.
OP asked for an alternative to peanutbutter specifically on this sub, implying they wanted to use it for sexual contact.
So your comment is quite irrelevant. And what you said doesn't count for everybody. For some other humans, sex may only be the real way to please each other.
Meh, it wasn't meant to be over-analyzed. A dog who knows your receptive is more likely to lick sexual parts. There, done and done.
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Oh look, that sub is back.
It was banned before because it broke Reddit's rules.
Like usual, they are going after gays and even zoophiles again.
Boy, am I tempted to argue with these dumbasses and just left a few comments there. I wonder how many hours it'll take for me to get banned because they want the truth to be silenced.
I can't wait for them to find any ''''evidence'''' on sexual zoonoses.
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That's funny, considering the sub got banned before because it broke the Reddit rules: Implying that you did the opposite of cleaning.
Thanks for the laugh, mate.
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xDDDDDD sry my mom wont allow me to talk to liars :(
shit bro i recommend circlejerking your way outta here
Hey, tell the rest of the silly humans in your circlejerking group that every time they post here, I'll have a fun time with my dog. Unless she isn't in the mood, in which case I delay it for later.
So you have two choices:
Well, start telling them! ...Unless you want a dog to be (what you unjustly call) molested.
You are a sad individual.
Funny, she was just horny. No kidding, she puts her head in my neck and licks me, holds her paws around my right arm, I slowly reach for her vagina, I put my finger in, I rub her clit and she starts humping and pants heavily in my ear.
I guess we'll go for a round three. In fact, I seriously just did for you. I even gave her a fourth ride because she really enjoyed it. I feel bad for her because she's asking for more.
Right now she's nibbling and licking my neck and shoulder, could you do her a favor and comment again?
Well, no matter, when I get back from this night walk I'll give her a nice massage if she wants.
It's funny to abuse folks like you. Have you warned your friends yet? Because I promise you again that if I see them comment here, I'll give her a damn fun time. How's it feel to be a part of the brainless herd?
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If you're just going to be a dick and leave one sentence replies that don't make any contribution to the discussion, you can leave.
I think you should pay attention to their upvotes.
Seems really suspicious. To them, having upvotes means the equivalent of being right.
Reminds me of OPBeast on Reddit, antis really are alike, huh?
It's either upvote bots or just a group passing trough!
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