Why I Think Mares Are Better Than Women (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2017-07-14 05:56:31 by maresoyfriend

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30-30 amator equae 2 points on 2017-07-14 06:28:39

Another attempt, the same old bullshit...won´t you just quit this crap, u/hedonist-glen?

Battlecrops cat kisser extraordinaire 3 points on 2017-07-14 16:08:59

You know what they say about the definition of insanity!

zootrashcan doggy doodle dandy 4 points on 2017-07-14 07:00:24
thelongestusernameee banned from the aquarium touch tank 1 point on 2017-07-14 13:30:36

i need to call somebody

AmoreBestia Pro-zoophile, non-zoophile. 4 points on 2017-07-14 13:32:55

Bark.

SCP_2547 2 points on 2017-07-14 18:23:31

id tap the fuck outta that

qwerqwerrewqqwer 10 points on 2017-07-14 07:52:58

yeah, it's you, not the women.

AmoreBestia Pro-zoophile, non-zoophile. 3 points on 2017-07-14 08:14:34

I have to agree that this is what it sounds like.

[deleted] 1 point on 2017-07-14 16:11:22

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[deleted] 1 point on 2017-07-14 22:47:14

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Lateoss Wuz gud 1 point on 2017-07-14 08:28:04

I recommend starting with learning some good grammar and fixing up your spelling. While you at it you should probably get a new username. Im pretty sure that has a spelling mistake in it too...

If I was into guys I probably wouldnt be interested in you either based on the limited info I have about you. I wouldnt be into you not because of failing the motorcycle test (which im reasonably sure really isnt that hard), but because of your pretty rough history which you have so willingly surrendered to us. The ability to form whole sentences is pretty attractive too...

SCP_2547 1 point on 2017-07-14 10:36:40

Yeah, I know right? Fuck humans! Well... not like that. But fuck em!
So ho- "I am a 6'5" mechanic and learner biker[on my L plates] and I have experience licking vaginas and few things give me more pleasure. You can ask me anything, but call or txt only zero four eight one one zero four four nine two to avoid nonsense. Can't wait ot hear form you ladies"


what the fuck is this


Wait a second, where have I heard all this shit before? Oh yeah, I know who you are.
Yeah of course you've gone down on many mares. Remember when the police caught you sneaking into someone's property and licking a mare's vagina? Fun times right?
How many accounts do you have by now? Seriously, why do you keep trying to post shit like this?
How about you try my ass instead of vaginas? Cuz no one ever liked you being here. And honestly I'm willing to meet up with you.
Give me every piece of information you have, okay? Or will you be willing to take the highway to hell yourself, huh, biker?

thelongestusernameee banned from the aquarium touch tank 1 point on 2017-07-14 13:29:10

umm what?

SCP_2547 1 point on 2017-07-14 13:49:27

What part do you not understand?
I know who this human is and what the fuck he's doing.

OnzaZ 1 point on 2017-07-14 11:16:11

I have had a lot of bad experiences with guys.

But it's not the guy's fault some of them are lovely and really nice people, it's my own fault because I'm really not into them and forcing yourself to get into something you don't like usually ends on you subconsciously ruining your own relationships.

Other than that I think that you are just trolling.

thelongestusernameee banned from the aquarium touch tank 2 points on 2017-07-14 13:34:29

I feel like i kind of sympathize with this guy on some level, but if he is that other guy (and its pretty obvious he is), he's a creep who brings it on himself. I wonder how he treats those mares.

Susitar Canidae 4 points on 2017-07-14 16:12:43

You ARE aware that there are women on this sub too, right? So, might not be a good idea to generalize about all women here, and expect to get sympathy.

At least I know that not all male zoophiles are creeps that are unable to pick up women, just because you are.

ToffeesLover Twuu Zoo 3 points on 2017-07-14 21:17:55

Dude... it's possible to like/prefer mares and not hate women.

Vendetra 1 point on 2017-07-14 21:30:37

Honestly, I don't even really know how to even approach having experience with horses. As much as I want to, I don't know how to get some time with one, alone. Do you sneak into a farm at night? What the hell is one supposed to do?

SCP_2547 1 point on 2017-07-14 21:59:39

You fucking get one yourself.
Also, this guy does indeed break into private property since he admitted to it.
He even has been caught by an owner and the police.

Vendetra 1 point on 2017-07-14 22:03:54

Well then. I'm sad to say I dont think horses will be happening for me anytime soon.

ThisCatMightCheerYou 2 points on 2017-07-14 22:03:59

I'm sad

Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).


I am a bot. use !unsubscribetosadcat for me to ignore you.

[deleted] 2 points on 2017-07-14 22:04:03

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thelongestusernameee banned from the aquarium touch tank 1 point on 2017-07-23 18:17:51

You fucking get one yourself.

dude, i practically live on a farm and even i can't get a horse.

SCP_2547 1 point on 2017-07-23 19:32:49

But you could get an animal you didn't legally own? Oh, okay.
Also, what else do you suggest they do? Fuck a random horse?

maresoyfriend 1 point on 2017-07-15 02:45:05

I just sneak into farms at midnight Just watch their behavior and be very patient and gentle with them and allot of mares allow me to lickthem out

[deleted] 1 point on 2017-07-14 22:48:19

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