Me and my girlfriend wave sex with a dog.(self.zoophilia)
submitted 2017-07-22 06:59:12 by sexadventurer666
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qwerqwerrewqqwer 2 points on 2017-07-22 07:22:33
fucken wow dude
Swibblestein 3 points on 2017-07-22 07:39:03
One fancy solution is to this problem is to just not. With the magical power of just not, you won't even have to worry about any potential issues at all. Just not, all the way.
Alternatives include "don't even", "please stop", and "no, just... no". All viable options.
30-30amator equae 1 point on 2017-07-22 08:33:53
Why don´t you just do like our self proclaimed "zoophile advocate" and bestiality mouthpiece Aluzky? He dogsits other people´s dogs and has sex with them when the owner turns his back on him. Or you might be even further inspired by Aluzky and suck human cock for access to dog cock. And nevermind the moral and ethic questions of betraying an owner´s trust and fuck his animal behind the owner´s back...you want to fuck animals, so who´s got time for morals and ethics? /s
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zootrashcandoggy doodle dandy 2 points on 2017-07-22 09:37:56
Step 1: Don't.
thelongestusernameeebanned from the aquarium touch tank 1 point on 2017-07-22 10:44:47
the username, and the fact that you go straight towards the stealing someones dog option says ALOT about you.
caikgoch 1 point on 2017-07-22 12:28:39
Do not feed the trolls.
AmoreBestiaPro-zoophile, non-zoophile. 1 point on 2017-07-22 12:52:38
We cannot, nor would we under different circumstances, abet the unsolicited requisitioning of, nor sexual relations with, a nonhuman animal who does not consent or whose owner does not allow said contact with them. Engaging in this kind of activity can be extremely dangerous, and there is no reasonable guarantee that this won't result in injury or you and your girlfriend getting discovered and potentially registered as sex offenders. Additionally, it is considered a violation of their property rights in most, if not all jurisdictions.
Buy your own dog, wait two years, get to know them(how they communicate, show emotions, etc), then do it. If it turns out they don't want it, don't do it.
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fucken wow dude
One fancy solution is to this problem is to just not. With the magical power of just not, you won't even have to worry about any potential issues at all. Just not, all the way.
Alternatives include "don't even", "please stop", and "no, just... no". All viable options.
Why don´t you just do like our self proclaimed "zoophile advocate" and bestiality mouthpiece Aluzky? He dogsits other people´s dogs and has sex with them when the owner turns his back on him. Or you might be even further inspired by Aluzky and suck human cock for access to dog cock. And nevermind the moral and ethic questions of betraying an owner´s trust and fuck his animal behind the owner´s back...you want to fuck animals, so who´s got time for morals and ethics? /s
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Step 1: Don't.
the username, and the fact that you go straight towards the stealing someones dog option says ALOT about you.
Do not feed the trolls.
We cannot, nor would we under different circumstances, abet the unsolicited requisitioning of, nor sexual relations with, a nonhuman animal who does not consent or whose owner does not allow said contact with them. Engaging in this kind of activity can be extremely dangerous, and there is no reasonable guarantee that this won't result in injury or you and your girlfriend getting discovered and potentially registered as sex offenders. Additionally, it is considered a violation of their property rights in most, if not all jurisdictions.
Buy your own dog, wait two years, get to know them(how they communicate, show emotions, etc), then do it. If it turns out they don't want it, don't do it.
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