Fugue for Zoophiles: A Parody of Fugue for Tinhorns (soundcloud.com)
submitted 2017-08-26 16:26:16 by Kynophile Dog lover
Kynophile Dog lover 8 points on 2017-08-26 16:29:41

I made a song, because I thought we could use a little fun around here. Here are the lyrics, split into three parts:

Knotty Knotty Johnson:

I got the mate for me

Without a single flea

And he’s the sweetest doggie you’ll ever see

Can mate, can mate, I’ll vouch that the dog can mate.

And I know the dog can mate, can mate, can mate

Can mate

Can mate

I’ll vouch that the dog can mate

And I know the dog can mate

Can mate, can mate

For him I’ll take the knot

Because it’s worth a shot

Try not to think what happens if we get caught

We tie

We tie

When he’s satisfied, we tie

Once he’s satisfied, we tie

We tie

We tie

My dog is gentle too

Enough for any zoo

But when my clothes come off and it’s time to screw

Can mate

Can mate

I’ll vouch that the dog can mate

And I know the dog can mate

Can mate

Can mate

Husky

I got the mate for me!

Benji Southheat:

While horny dogs are fun

I know that I for one

Will take a bitch whose confidence I have won

In heat, in heat

She begs for my love in heat

And I love when she’s in heat

In heat, in heat

She’ll slowly raise her tail

And shortly, without fail

Give me a look that’s truly beyond the pale

Wants dick

Wants dick

Her look tells me she wants dick

I’ll help her if she wants dick

Wants dick

Wants dick

While horny dogs are fun

I know that I for one

Will take a bitch whose confidence I have won

In heat, in heat

She begs for my love in heat

Great Dane

I got the mate for me!

Harold the Horselover:

But look at this fine mare

Her luscious derrière

Gives me a lust that I’ll never feel elsewhere.

Like grass, like grass

Her back side, it tastes like grass

Her vulva, it tastes like grass

Like grass, like grass

She’s in complete command

My next maneuver’s planned

I find a sturdy platform on which to stand

Quite tall

Quite tall

For my aim, she stands quite tall

To make love, she stands quite tall

Quite tall

Quite tall

So look at this fine mare

Her luscious derrière

Gives me a lust that I’ll never feel elsewhere

Paint Horse

I got the mate for me!

Lateoss Wuz gud 2 points on 2017-08-26 17:04:25

Lol this is fantastic

BurnedRowan 1 point on 2017-08-26 17:41:24

oh jesus please tell me this is for some kind of assignment. i can just imagine one of my professors listening to this while grading.

Kynophile Dog lover 1 point on 2017-08-26 23:44:01

Sadly, no. I'm just that frivolous.

SCP_2547 1 point on 2017-08-26 18:34:30

And I thought ''JTRHNBR'' was cringy from zoophiles. Or just the furry fandom...
I still think it's crazy you out yourself so much with your face, name and voice around too.

Cephaliarch Frostfedora 2 points on 2017-08-26 23:17:43

Kynophile makes some of the highest quality OC for this subreddit lmao, I'm dying.

Tail-Wagger 1 point on 2017-09-27 00:51:43

This is great! I love it.