submitted 2017-08-26 16:26:16 by KynophileDog lover
KynophileDog lover 8 points on 2017-08-26 16:29:41
I made a song, because I thought we could use a little fun around here. Here are the lyrics, split into three parts:
Knotty Knotty Johnson:
I got the mate for me
Without a single flea
And he’s the sweetest doggie you’ll ever see
Can mate, can mate, I’ll vouch that the dog can mate.
And I know the dog can mate, can mate, can mate
Can mate
Can mate
I’ll vouch that the dog can mate
And I know the dog can mate
Can mate, can mate
For him I’ll take the knot
Because it’s worth a shot
Try not to think what happens if we get caught
We tie
We tie
When he’s satisfied, we tie
Once he’s satisfied, we tie
We tie
We tie
My dog is gentle too
Enough for any zoo
But when my clothes come off and it’s time to screw
Can mate
Can mate
I’ll vouch that the dog can mate
And I know the dog can mate
Can mate
Can mate
Husky
I got the mate for me!
Benji Southheat:
While horny dogs are fun
I know that I for one
Will take a bitch whose confidence I have won
In heat, in heat
She begs for my love in heat
And I love when she’s in heat
In heat, in heat
She’ll slowly raise her tail
And shortly, without fail
Give me a look that’s truly beyond the pale
Wants dick
Wants dick
Her look tells me she wants dick
I’ll help her if she wants dick
Wants dick
Wants dick
While horny dogs are fun
I know that I for one
Will take a bitch whose confidence I have won
In heat, in heat
She begs for my love in heat
Great Dane
I got the mate for me!
Harold the Horselover:
But look at this fine mare
Her luscious derrière
Gives me a lust that I’ll never feel elsewhere.
Like grass, like grass
Her back side, it tastes like grass
Her vulva, it tastes like grass
Like grass, like grass
She’s in complete command
My next maneuver’s planned
I find a sturdy platform on which to stand
Quite tall
Quite tall
For my aim, she stands quite tall
To make love, she stands quite tall
Quite tall
Quite tall
So look at this fine mare
Her luscious derrière
Gives me a lust that I’ll never feel elsewhere
Paint Horse
I got the mate for me!
LateossWuz gud 2 points on 2017-08-26 17:04:25
Lol this is fantastic
BurnedRowan 1 point on 2017-08-26 17:41:24
oh jesus please tell me this is for some kind of assignment. i can just imagine one of my professors listening to this while grading.
KynophileDog lover 1 point on 2017-08-26 23:44:01
Sadly, no. I'm just that frivolous.
SCP_2547 1 point on 2017-08-26 18:34:30
And I thought ''JTRHNBR'' was cringy from zoophiles. Or just the furry fandom...
I still think it's crazy you out yourself so much with your face, name and voice around too.
CephaliarchFrostfedora 2 points on 2017-08-26 23:17:43
Kynophile makes some of the highest quality OC for this subreddit lmao, I'm dying.
I made a song, because I thought we could use a little fun around here. Here are the lyrics, split into three parts:
Knotty Knotty Johnson:
I got the mate for me
Without a single flea
And he’s the sweetest doggie you’ll ever see
Can mate, can mate, I’ll vouch that the dog can mate.
And I know the dog can mate, can mate, can mate
Can mate
Can mate
I’ll vouch that the dog can mate
And I know the dog can mate
Can mate, can mate
For him I’ll take the knot
Because it’s worth a shot
Try not to think what happens if we get caught
We tie
We tie
When he’s satisfied, we tie
Once he’s satisfied, we tie
We tie
We tie
My dog is gentle too
Enough for any zoo
But when my clothes come off and it’s time to screw
Can mate
Can mate
I’ll vouch that the dog can mate
And I know the dog can mate
Can mate
Can mate
Husky
I got the mate for me!
Benji Southheat:
While horny dogs are fun
I know that I for one
Will take a bitch whose confidence I have won
In heat, in heat
She begs for my love in heat
And I love when she’s in heat
In heat, in heat
She’ll slowly raise her tail
And shortly, without fail
Give me a look that’s truly beyond the pale
Wants dick
Wants dick
Her look tells me she wants dick
I’ll help her if she wants dick
Wants dick
Wants dick
While horny dogs are fun
I know that I for one
Will take a bitch whose confidence I have won
In heat, in heat
She begs for my love in heat
Great Dane
I got the mate for me!
Harold the Horselover:
But look at this fine mare
Her luscious derrière
Gives me a lust that I’ll never feel elsewhere.
Like grass, like grass
Her back side, it tastes like grass
Her vulva, it tastes like grass
Like grass, like grass
She’s in complete command
My next maneuver’s planned
I find a sturdy platform on which to stand
Quite tall
Quite tall
For my aim, she stands quite tall
To make love, she stands quite tall
Quite tall
Quite tall
So look at this fine mare
Her luscious derrière
Gives me a lust that I’ll never feel elsewhere
Paint Horse
I got the mate for me!
Lol this is fantastic
oh jesus please tell me this is for some kind of assignment. i can just imagine one of my professors listening to this while grading.
Sadly, no. I'm just that frivolous.
And I thought ''JTRHNBR'' was cringy from zoophiles. Or just the furry fandom...
I still think it's crazy you out yourself so much with your face, name and voice around too.
Kynophile makes some of the highest quality OC for this subreddit lmao, I'm dying.
https://media.tenor.com/images/0895e5a56668ab49f1a602619f48afee/tenor.gif
This is great! I love it.