Zoophilia Cards Against Humanity Cards (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2017-09-07 03:34:33 by soldierboy2b Doggo
I am making a zoophilia Cards Against Humanity pack as a surprise present for someone and need some ideas, please.
Okay, so here is the link to download the cards: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/6awjylk52ue56cj/AAAAVulfVlnoQItigbnR_2ZBa?dl=0
PM me later. I don't have time right now to help you out, but I'm sure I can think of stuff in the meantime. I'd also love to see what you have so far.
Cool, will do.
Oh dear...
What is cards against humanity? o.O
Think of a really depraved Apples to Apples
What? XD no idea what apples to apples even is.
It's ad lib with cards. There's an online version of CAH here.
https://imgflip.com/i/1vgxgr
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I like CAH, myself. Am not kid. It's just that this would be one of those decks where I'd have to seriously ask myself if I wanted to use it, for some reason.
Can we get this produced as a third party expansion please?
Card Against Animalia, a card game for knotty people.
Honestly some of the cards in the furry pack on that online site come pretty close.
That's true iv always wished that pack was actually in print so I could add it to my physical copy of the game
I have a few answer cards that come to mind: Peanutbutter and shame Being knotted for twenty minutes A sexy mare pussy Being perpetually in heat Googling dog cum nutrition facts at 3am Trying to stay quiet during your third orgasm Fur on your tongue while licking teats Falling off the stool the first time
And a few question cards: Whats that sound? Why am I walking funny? Why am I blushing? Why can't I stop staring? Where are my keys? What is that smell? What is my greatest fear?
Hope that helps! Would love to see the final result.
Oh... Oh, God.
Let me think here... How about some of these?
White Cards:
Misuse of Veterinary Lubricant
Scratches all over my back
Brucellosis
Milk, straight from the source
A vigorous argument between a horse zoo and dog zoo
Mr. Hands
Furious Winking
Fencehopping
Explaining to your mother why you've got fur in your teeth
Edible lingerie made out of meat
True ZoophiliaTM
Fortune Cookie
A knot too big to take out but too big to leave in
Dog Breath
Outliving five lovers
A crocodile in a bra
Crushing isolation with an aftertaste of goat semen
Milkbones
A romantic game of fetch
Socks on paws
Silicone animal wangs
Black Cards:
Just the right height, no ______ required.
I had trouble passing until I discovered ______.
Stuck in the closet with ______.
Bark once for ______, twice for ______.
______ is how I get consent.
It's not just about sex, it's also about ______.
Peanutbutter works fine, but I prefer ______.
Upon coming out to my mother, I was shocked she knew about ___.
r/___
For a zoo, safe sex means ______.
If you like these and want me to try to come up with some others, I can.
These are much better than mine, more please.
White Cards:
Leda and the Swan
Waking up snuggled between three dogs
Hairballs from oral sex
Hani Miletski
Yet another terrible zoo documentary
Flagging
Giggling at "doggystyle"
Being deepthroated by giraffe tongue
Denying interest in zoophilia while drawing feral pornography
Therians
Falling in love with the neighbor's dog
Hybrid abominations
Popping a boner when passing a farm
Wondering if animal semen invalidates an otherwise vegan diet
Beastforum
Covertly adding a Z at the end of LGBT
Carefully trimmed fingernails
Black Cards:
"There's some stretching required, but you can practice with ______."
______ is why I became a veterinarian
"How was petsitting? Anything interesting happen?"
______ - There's still hope!
Why was I banned from the petting zoo?
What's the one thing that zoophilia and voodoo magic have in common?
Pet free apartments can be improved with ______.
______ resulted in a very awkward conversation with my doctor.
I woke up with a hangover at the zoo, with only ______ to indicate what happened.
The "vegan diet" one is perfect because I'm vegan, and in more of a joking manner, have asked myself that question before. Can't stop laughing!
These are hilarious, good job
I appreciate that. They were fun to come up with.
White Cards:
Genital contact with feral cats
A fake wolfdog
Humping for dominance
Attraction to humans
Breaking into a zoo
Animal rights activism
Horse cum
Pretending to be asexual
Youtube video of lions mating
A very special type of catnip
Eating meat of your preferred species
Listening to dogs panting
Black cards:
Rabies infections spread through _____ and _____
What is the best idea for a romantic date with your pet?
Last night, I had an erotic dream about _______
In the future, I hope to get ______
Zoophilia is nothing like ________
Is _____ still legal?
Your neighbour might seem normal, but he's into ______
Bitches love it when you give them ______
The true way to seduce a German shepherd is _______
I like a lot of your white cards, but not as much your black cards.
White Cards.
The neighbors pet chihuahua
A tight dog
Hiding the evidence
A vaginal massage
Uploading your latest love video
Getting the horse all worked up
Taking in the petting zoo donkey
Suffocating on your labrador's knot
Feverishly denying but your body language tells a different story
Getting caught in the act
Sleeping with your dog on bed during a cold winter
Having feelings for the cat
Getting hard when you see bambi grown up
Nala's bedroom eyes
Sensual massaging your friend's pet
secretly in love with the police dog
can't stop thinking of that adorable snout
Black cards:
To make your dog really happy, you _____, but I prefer _____.
A new position to try with your dog is _____.
No docter, I didnt give Rex _____.
Why am I at the stables at these hours? oh I'm just ____.
You wanted to know why I am walking funny? ____.
If you open the secret folder on my computer, you will find ____, ____ and ____.
Condoms? You don't need them for ____.
Yes, I'm single. Is that a problem? it's not like I'm ___.
I secretly want to ____.
Nah ____ isn't fun, but ___ surely is.
No, dishonesty isn't why I'm going to hell, I'm going there because of _____.
Wait, let's say hypothetically I some how could make this a third party expansion. Would that be cool?
I'd buy it for the right price.
The problem would how many packs I could make, I only have so much money for printing, LOL.
How to get custom sets printed, if you wanted individuals to pay for the printing and shipping themselves:
Okay, so assuming that's everyone. There are about 178 white cards and 55 black cards now.