[Help] Animal Sex Ed (self.zoophilia)
submitted 2015-11-13 04:13:57 by LovingUs
Hello, I'm a young teenager and I'd like advice on this bestialic interactions, a sex ed for animals if you will. I know a bit, but more knowledge is helpful. If you have any reliable websites please tell me. I also would like to know how to give oral pleasure to my animal partner, male or female dog, and any STD's to worry about? Anything else would be nice. Please and thank you! :3 Not attracted to horses, so no need!
I think one of the more reliable websites for this is zoophile.net. It has practical guides on how to engage in a relationship with a dog, as well as other species, and has a little information on zoophilia in general (though some of the legal information can be outdated). For other questions, silly though it is, i recommend wikipedia, as it is mostly unbiased, particularly on obscure legal and scientific questions. Of particular interest here is the law (which gets really complicated in the United States), and possible health risks.
With regard to STDs specifically, the short answer is that there are no zoonotic STDs specifically. There are zoonotic illnesses that can be transmitted by sexual contact, but for dogs in particular, they're mostly parasites which are somewhat rare in the U.S. and Europe and show up more in the feces than anywhere else. Proper medical care and knowledge of your partner is helpful, in any case. As for ordinary STDs (syphillis, gonorrhea, etc.), they generally don't survive in dogs for long at all, so if you aren't actively sharing you'll be fine in terms of them.
As always though, for wikipedia especially, check the sources whenever you can. Sometimes they can be outdated, and for very specific questions, it might be helpful to check them directly rather than automatically believing a wiki.
Many thanks friend this is really helpful. It's not like I can talk to my parents and I'm glad you could help. :)
Getting involved in this subreddit and asking questions directly could be even more beneficial than relying on info from often outdated websites. I bet there are many people in here who will answer all of your questions without any hesitation. Please notice that reading a how-to won´t prepare you for a animal-human relationship 100%. There´s NO manual for animals, saying "press button A, then rub B, etc." Animals are living beings and each individual differs from others. What is recommended in a how-to as a "dead sure thing to do the trick" can easily turn out to be the ultimate downer for your animal. It´s better to discover yourself what your animal likes. It´s more personal, increases your own sensitivity of your animals needs and is inarguably most fun. Get involved, ask the dog people in here what you need to know. It´s definitely a more reliable source that any website and you have support close at hand if problems occur that aren´t featured on these websites.
Thank you, I suppose I should get more comfortable asking. This is just all so new to me! Yes I should ask more precise questions thank you!
Yup, unlike what anti-zoos often claim, in the aspect of STDs animal partners are actually safer than human partners. Most viruses, for instance, are very adapted to the host organism and cannot switch between two species that aren't closely related. So, your dog cannot get HIV, for instance, because HIV is adapted to primates.
And most of the zoonotic (diseases able to spread from animal to human) diseases that exist, are not specifically sexually transmittable. Instead they transmit through saliva, blood, feces etc, things that any pet owner might come in contact with. Think of rabies: if the dog has rabies, it would be dangerous just to play normally anyway.
So, if the animal is healthy (de-wormed, vaccinated) there should be no worries about catching anything from them.
Overall, I would take it slowly. Like, first you should check if the dog is interested in humans at all. For instance, you could try masturbating in front of the dog and see if he/she shows any interest in your genitalia. And some dogs who are very keen on sniffing and licking human private parts, might still not be interested in having theirs touched by a human. Try one thing at a time, and if the dog doesn't show any interest - then don't do it.
Female dogs will probably be more interested if they are in heat. You can find information about how to spot if a dog is in heat from any page about breeding or veterinary medicine, really.
Read also about dog behaviour in general, because it will help you understand your partner. Preferably from many different sources, because there are many "dog gurus" out there who spout bullshit, and comparing with others (especially more scientific sources) will probably help you weed out the superstition from actual knowledge.
I am relieved and pleased. Thank you very much for commenting! I've learned quite a bit and am so glad. I'll do some research thank you!
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Hey, come on now. Not everyone likes horses. They're too big for me, for instance.
That's what miniature horses are for!
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Fuck off.
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Oooh, loookeee what we have here...a racist. What got you in here, white aryan retard? Suppressed lust you can´t admit to your fascist posse? BTW: Is it more tolerable for you morons if I sleep with a white mare?
some of us don't even like dogs and the ones that do might not even like anal, thanks for your well thought out and thought provoking answers, as well I would like to say on a serious note that I do like to see some opposing opinions every once and a while, they're funny.
Thanks a lot. Allow me to return the favor.
If you have something relevant to say, feel free to say it. Otherwise, find the nearest toilet and vomit bile there instead of here.
Telling people that it's not ok to fuck dogs is trolling now? On what fucking planet?
Calling people degenerates, with no other reasons, makes you sound like a lazy jackass. Try harder, please.
Um, the fucking reason is that you fuck dogs. Are you an idiot or what?
Nope, just don't see that as degenerate. Now joking that Stephen Hawking is stupid because he's paralyzed, I might call that degenerate, if I wasn't busy laughing at how fucking stupid it is.
112 upvotes on my post. Meanwhile, every sane person realizes that raping an animal is disgusting and immoral.
Sorry, but the DSM V says that you can fuck animals and still be sane. Disgust is a matter of taste, and morality can be argued that way as well. But I've yet to see a single non-absolutist moral system that definitively classifies it as wrong. Care to find an example of one? I'm curious.
I think I understand the better counter arguments well enough to provide one.
I'm using Wikipedia's definitions of moral absolutism, please correct me if you're using a different one: "Moral absolutism is an ethical view that particular actions are intrinsically right or wrong."
Obviously, for any possible action, one can construct a non-absolutist morality or situation that allows it. So it's meaningless to even argue that a given act is "immoral" from that point of view.
However we can say that "the general guiding principle is $FOO", and there are many possible $FOO for which interspecies fun would be forbidden:
Thanks for answering the question seriously. I love debates like this, and wish we had more of these and less trolls slinging around disgust. I'm happy to get explanations of each in detail, but let me try to go over each in turn.
First, I'm not saying I can justify sex with animals through some specific moral system. I'm saying that the most common arguments against it fail in all of the major ones, and each major moral system in Western philosophy that isn't explicitly absolutist (you can't do this, period, no reason really) can be used to argue that it is permissible, if not in some cases encouragable.
Assuming that animals were freed into the wild, and a similar situation began again, would this be wrong from an abolitionist perspective? This seems to me the difference between arguing that slavery is wrong, and arguing that the slaves should be sent to Africa to be protected from their oppressors. The first part does not imply the second.
Potential ignorance is only solved by learning about the species and their body language. In other words, if you want to court someone, you should get to know them first. If there is some fundamental barrier to understanding of nonhuman cognition, then I would argue that precisely the same barriers exist for understanding the cognition of any other person as well. Any erosion of these barriers by empirical observation could work, to some extent, within our species or outside it. We cannot have a situation in which it is inherently easier to understand how every other person thinks than it is to understand any other sentient creature, without denying empirical evidence of animal cognition and the wide range of experiences in both humans and animals.
Regarding lawfulness, I can see that as one moral framework that, in many countries and states, would make it wrong to have sex with animals. But blind legalism of this kind seems like an incredibly simple version of deontology, which doesn't really address morality per se and simply dismisses moral questions as practically irrelevant.
If this view of morality is true, then whether or not a particular action is moral depends upon your position on Earth with respect to arbitrary borders drawn up a long time ago. Let me give an example: in Montana, bestiality is punishable by up to 10 years in prison, and is a felony. To the south, in Wyoming, it isn't explicitly illegal at all. If I built a cabin directly on the border, and brought a dog there to sleep with me, would my actions be morally worse on the north side of the house than it would on the south side? If so, why?
Feel free to expand on your other points, or correct me in mine. I will admit that I may have overreached in my previous statement, but I stand by the idea that the major frameworks (deontology, virtue ethics, and consequentialism) do not view sex with animals as wrong in the most common situations where the proper precautions have been taken. The lawfulness example comes the closest in my view, as that is also a practical concern for me, but that one seems like a sort of disguised absolutism, where the government is imposing some absolute code on its people which should not be questioned.
Thank you for your kind words, it's been a pleasure to discuss ethics like this.
I love this. It's the only good counter-argument I've heard so far on abolitionism.
I understand where you're coming from — we're all a pile of neural nets, which can reconfigure themselves to learn anything, so why couldn't we emulate an entire dog brain inside our own? — but I would caution that this may be less plausible than it first seems. Some of the structure in our brains appears to be hard-wired (fear of spiders makes almost no sense except as a genetically programmed structure), and as I'm not a neuroscientist I can't even tell you which journals to look in to find out how badly that affects things; that said, consider by analogy various neurodevelopmental disorders — autistic people can't emulate the functions they're missing that would allow them understand neurotypical minds. Even the fact IQ is a continuum and not a binary smart-or-dumb suggests that some concepts are difficult or impossible for some minds to grasp.
Just as there are some organs in some non-humans that humans do not possess, there may be some brain structures in some non-humans that humans do not possess, allowing them to think thoughts that we literally cannot think.
What's the qualia of echolocation, as a very plausible (though not directly relevant to sexuality) example?
My view, and it is just a personal one, is that "obedience to the law" is an issue of social integration, of willingness to limit one's own behaviour for the greater good. "The law" is also what I think "morality" must be at a fundamental level, as every single thing which is normally ascribed to "universal morality" has at least one culture that does that thing. For example:
All of these things imply to me that the law is an implementation of the morality of the era. Not a perfect implementation, otherwise people would not feel the need to campaign for changes as their parliaments would do it automatically. It can be vengeful, it can be horrible, it can be unconscionable evil by the standards of others, but as a moral relativist I think it roughly represents the morality of a group, a culture, an era.
Obeying the local laws, the local morals, is something I think is necessary for a society to function, and that is what I think morality is for. However, I will accept that mass disobedience of various laws is one of the reasons the law changes; on this basis, it is only of limited utility with regard to saying "this action is moral" or "this action is immoral".
(This has been fairly off-the-top-of-my-head, so I apologise in advance for not noticing when I use a rusty argument. Nothing in here is supposed to be a straw-man, so I'd appreciate you pointing out anything you see that looks like one).
Don't have to "fuck" an animal to have an intimate or sexual relationship with them. Checkmate.
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Better than sticking one's dick in a filthy ape vagina :)
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We're talking about humans. You know, homo sapiens.
Counterquestion: On what planet isn´t it trolling to insult people accompanied by a racist attitude? If you want to communicate your disapproval of our actions, then do it in a civilized way and not like a caveman. Simple as that.
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hello /r/AntiPozi
lol hi faggot
looking through your post history, you seem to be some really edgy /pol/ fag. then again even they would find your "hehe I said nigger" shit really trite and tryhard. /pol/ at least has some style with their racist shitposts.
maybe you should go outside and get some fresh air instead of trying to be le epic trole?
At least I don't fuck dogs.
Yeah, you've probably never fucked anything at all.
I just fuck a different variety of bitches than your lot.
I have to admit, I take a very large amount of pleasure in knowing people are at least equally disgusted with blatant racist people (like the above) as zoophilia.
Kinda pot calling the kettle black, at this point. We're both hated groups, one just has a history of being tolerant, the other a history of beating up "inferiors." Pretty easy to know which side I'm on, and I'm proud of it.
You're only tolerant because everyone hates you.
*Shrugs
Perhaps. Perhaps the world has taught me that I don't want to be a bigot. I'm fine with that.
If you dogfuckers were in a position of any social status rather than being pariahs who would be shouted down the minute you opened your mouths to criticize others, you might not be so tolerant.
*Shrugs
I'm fine with my social status. Where'd that come from?
And I know this is going to blow your mind, but not every non-zoo I have talked to about zoophilia thinks like you do. We even have non-zoos in this very reddit for gosh sake.
Fact is, you are by nature of your posts, a bigot. And I'm proud to be your polar opposite. And you can't take that away from me.
Now go back to hating whatever it is you hate. I'll be chilling here.
Go around and tell everyone you like to fuck dogs, you'll quickly see just what the social status of your type is. You're treated worse than racists are.
I don't fuck dogs, not that it matters to you though.
I really question that: if you were open about your feelings with everyone, I doubt you'd last very long.
Neither of us are that stupid. And frankly, I don't care what you or anyone thinks about it if you can't form a rational argument. If you can't think logically about a problem, not my problem.
Now I am open to civilized debate on the issue. I'm hardly a veteran of sexual deviancy (as one member put it) and have played it cautious myself throughout my life... But I know I won't get a rational debate from someone who can't even consider blacks human. Sorry, not interested in entertaining your kind, honestly.
I've just graduated from high school and am about to head off to university for a course in game design.
Cool, nice to meet a fellow game designer. :)
AY, COMPARDE!
You would pick some autism shit like that for a degree.
If it weren't for us nerd types, you guys wouldn't have a place to post. Heck, you would not have an internet.
And yes, zoophilia and autism do seem to have a strong correlation, but hardly all zoos are autistic. Oh wait, that was supposed to be an insult? Heh. Color me amused.
So you have autism then?
Did I say that?
No. I don't have autism... at least I wasn't born with anything like that. I have a much more fun set of medical disabilities caused by my parents trying to treat my zoophilia with every fucking drug on earth. Most of them motor difficulties, some of them other tics and quirks. You'd probably have some slur for that, wouldn't you?
And you know what? I still don't hate the world as much as you. Even after all it's done to me, I still find time to love it.
What does that say about you?
My story, about the wonders of zoophilia treatment:
https://www.reddit.com/r/zoophilia/comments/3533e6/coming_out/
You know what? I want you to start a thread here. Start it, title it whatever you want, then say in the text below what it is you think is wrong about us zoos, and what negative things may come about if we are tolerated by society.
Please, do, because I'd rather have an intelligent conversation than a name-calling contest like this has turned out to be.
I shouldn't say this, but I'll humor it. I'll give it a try and honestly see where it goes without insults. I won't even downvote it. Heck, could be a learning opportunity.
Try us, /u/Manzanis
Are you jealous?
So what is it you do?
I may have a sexual attraction towards dogs, but at least I'm not a low life racist. We Zoos respect all types of people, well all types except the salt of the earth "humans" like yourself that mindlessly threaten others with nothing to back themselves up on other than their so called righteous "morals" that violent all human standards in dignity of social intervention.
Racism is better than being a sex offender.
Heh, I bet you can count on no hands the number of sex offenders here. Fun fact, I can't think of one state or country that requires you to register as a sex offender for having sex with an animal. I can think of instances in which it's been attempted, but it's always been rejected. Heck, in some places/states it's not even a criminal act!
I'm not a sex offender sir. I've done no wrong and to be quite frank sex offenders and racists are all the same to me just bad people.
Me too.
I find it brutally ironic these types of people think they are protecting animals. Heck, from what? From being horny?
That shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did XD but yes, we are doing no harm! We don't take advantage of animals! We are not Zoosadists! XD
You're saying you haven't raped any animals?
I doubt the majority of people here have "raped" an animal. At least not in the sense you are thinking.
And no, he's asking for advice, so it's pretty safe to say he hasn't even had sex with one yet.
If you have sex with an animal, you're a rapist. Animals can't consent.
Animals can't give informed consent. There is a significant difference. Of course they are capable of physical consent, they can kick the shit out of you to indicate no and have several pretty obvious ways of indicating horniness.
There are plenty of reasons informed consent is not required for animals however to maintain a moral sexual relationship. If you want to debate those points, start the topic suggested, and I'll be happy to humor you..
The same arguments could be used to justify molesting children.
No, because we neither eat, nor breed children in our society. We do both with animals.
That's not my fave argument, but it's true and you went there. They are totally apple's and oranges.
children = undeveloped sexuality, physical and psychical harm occur by having sex with them, can´t understand the consequences of having intercourse, can´t defend themselves
grown up, adult animals = developed sexuality and personality, except some small behavior changes in a tiny percentage of animals, having sex with them has no negative consequences, understand what sexuality is, can defend themselves by teeth, claws, hooves, running away, crushing you with their body weight
Please try to think before you post. Parroting the common accusations bores me...
Oh I'm sorry, do I have to spell it out for you? I-don't-rape-animals. Zoophilies-don't-rape-animals. We-are-not-Zoosadists.
Animals can't consent. Bestiality is rape.
Interesting. Since animals can't consent, doesn't this mean their very existence is based on rape? I mean they certainly can't consent with each other if they can't consent with people, right?
Maybe we should just let them all die out.
There's no way to tell if an instance of sex between two animals is rape or not, but it often is.
This is actually an argument for zoophilia, because humans will likely use more discretion than another animal.
Makes you think, doesn't it?
Oh, and we don't need their consent to artificually inseminate them for moar hamburgers either. Wonderful hypocrisy in this world.
There's no discretion to be used when a human fucks an animal. Like I said, there's no way to tell if the animal wants sex or not, and coercing a household pet or grooming it for sex is just like luring a little kid into sex. You're taking advantage of them not knowing any better and seeing you as an authority figure. There's a reason people don't fuck wild animals and live to tell about it.
Where do I begin?
No, it's quite easy to tell. How do you think breeders figure out when an animal is "ready?" (at least the ethical ones who don't use breeding stands). It's not all the stud animal, trust me. Even breeders readily admit this.
This is the most legit argument you have presented thus far, so good job. That said, why should they know better? Sex with a human is safer than sex with their own kind, arguably. There's no risk of pregnancy and little to no STDs!
I had to suppress a chuckle.
My partner was a wild White Tail doe. Well, I guess wild is relative. She approached people for food as it was a "no hunting" zone. She certainly did not see me as an authority figure though.
For an animal, pregnancy is a good thing and STDs are rare.
There's no way you could fuck an animal without taming it and grooming it for sex just like a pedophile grooming a child for sex.
Strange, because my experience has been the polar opposite. The doe came on to me... I did not solicit the sexual attention as I was still unsure as to my attractions morality.
I'm going to have to ask for a source regarding STDs being rare in animals. I know of quite a few.
Also, I know this is a shocker to you, but animals don't share your sexual taboos. They can and will present themselves to humans. In horses, there is even a term for this outside the zoo realm "Marish behavior."
Also, pregnancy is good for the species perhaps, but seldom is it good for the individual.
Ok, now I know you're full of shit. Does don't come onto people.
Oh really?
Just keep on thinking that. Ignore the photos that I've posted of her in the past while you are at it...
For the lulz: https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=horse%20mounting%20police%20officer
What's your opinion on stuff like http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-secret-lives-of-horses/? You must think that these people are all delusional, by claiming to know so much about what their behavior means, right?
What about http://sciencenordic.com/denmark-moves-ban-bestiality-sex-animals-really-so-bad?
Obviously they're delusional. Wishful thinking at its worst.
So what's in it for you for denying that our nonhuman companions are competent in choosing sexual partners on their own? Are you afraid of something?
Would you say a 12 year old was competent when choosing sexual partners? Because the law wouldn't, and a 12 year old has more agency than an animal.
Would be kinda weird, considering we don't consider 12 year olds to be sexually mature.
In all respects?
Actually, a 12 year old can bear children, so physically they are sexually mature. If taking advantage of their emotional immaturity to have sex with them is considered rape, then how is it not rape to groom an animal for sex?
Well, wikipedia says
I'm not an expert, so what do I know, but I thought that would be what is typically considered sexual maturity.
There have been girls who have had babies at age 12. It used to be considered normal.
And today it isn't. What are you even arguing?
There is little to no research done on human to animal sexual contact. There are really no reliable websites. Everything you'll find online is subjective first-hand experience. I guess anecdotes are better than nothing, but they aren't science. Zoonoses are documented, but that's about it. Although STDs don't seem to be a major problem, be wary of allergies and infections.
Be safe and take it slow.
Of course, thank you! :)
A very important question; are you in an existing relationship with a canine?
No, my parents don't like dogs. One day I plan to have pets of my own, many of all kinds! ヾ(´∀`)ノ
Have you ever interacted with one?
With a dog? Yes of course, my friends have dogs and I like to play with them. Although, they still aren't good at playing dead they love fetch!